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nismo
I just read some of the WORST ones i have heard in my life!!!!!

They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so your mom must be hot too.

Well, I'm here. What's your second wish?

I'm in the middle of a really complicated lawsuit. Wanna see my briefs?

I bet you could tell me what 5 plus 5 would equal, seeing as how you're a perfect 10.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Wierdest one...... If I were coffee, you would be my Coffee-mate.

Hey darlin' -- what say we go to the mud hole and wrestle?

Are ya a bull rider? 'cause I bet you can't hang on for 8 seconds!

They call me Milky Way -- Pleasure You Can't Measure.

That shirt doesn't go with your eyes -- take it off!

Do you like lacrosse? Because my stick is free to check.

Hey, I'm having an off day -- would you care to turn me on?

Do you wanna be my reboot system?

Girl, you look better than a new set of snow tires!

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And no Clark, these will not help you with the ladies! laugh.gif Just kidding!
clarkma5
Maybe if I rub my nipples when I say them...the ladies will be all over me!
Renesis
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That shirt doesn't go with your eyes -- take it off!
Benny
*walk up to girl* *look down at your crotch* "Well, its not gonna suck its self"
trail_boss2
Are you retarded cause I think your special...

Were you born out of an ass because I think your the shit...
Mr b00st
one for the marching bandies... came up with this in the stands the other day

"it's so cold i can't feel my titties. can I feel yours?"
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