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Diesel
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puahahahaha.

Mellender17
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif LOL! That's funny, I'm a Christian, but I'm not retarded enough to try and convert lions!!! laugh.gif ALSO, it said they drove it off with water guns! What did they use? Super-soakers? tongue.gif laugh.gif
clarkma5
Christians are stupid.
Mellender17
QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Nov 3 2004, 12:15 PM)
Christians are stupid.

And I'm not retarded enough to try and convert Clark either... tongue.gif Your opinion is welcome Clark!
dukenukem
you wont find a hindu trying turn a lion into jesus wink.gif
White RSX
Yeah, you hindus KNOW you have magic powers.
dukenukem
QUOTE(White RSX @ Nov 3 2004, 03:23 PM)
Yeah, you hindus KNOW you have magic powers.

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DaGonz
QUOTE(dukenukem @ Nov 3 2004, 12:19 PM)
you wont find a hindu trying turn a lion into jesus wink.gif

But you do worship cows.....
Mellender17
QUOTE(dukenukem @ Nov 3 2004, 12:41 PM)
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laugh.gif Wow, well I didn't know that!
DakianDelomast
Dude if I was a lion, and some dude came up to me and started talking about Jesus, I'd be thinking "mmmmm lunchtime"
DaGonz
Hindus believe that cows are sacred, and they roam freely through the streets of villages, towns and even the largest cities.
DakianDelomast
QUOTE(Gonzo0903 @ Nov 3 2004, 03:56 PM)
Hindus believe that cows are sacred, and they roam freely through the streets of villages, towns and even the largest cities.

ALL ANIMALS ARE SACRED angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif

Cept when they're on my plate, then they're tasty
AgaBoogaBoo
QUOTE(dukenukem @ Nov 3 2004, 03:19 PM)
you wont find a hindu trying turn a lion into jesus wink.gif

You know, unlike other religions, Hindus don't try and spread their religion as much.

Other religions have had wars and battles over it tard.gif
dukenukem
its fun to read all the misconceptions people have about hinduism and india smile.gif
DakianDelomast
Aren't there several different variations of Hinduism?
dukenukem
QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Nov 3 2004, 04:21 PM)
Aren't there several different variations of Hinduism?

Hinduism is a way of life more than a fixed religion so how you go about interpretting it is upto you... so yes there are many variants of the religion but they are still more or less the same.
Enigma_Man
QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Nov 3 2004, 12:58 PM)
ALL ANIMALS ARE SACRED  angry.gif  angry.gif  angry.gif

So are rocks and trees and flowers!!! *exudes sicky hippy goo*

Animals are for eating or plowing fields or pulling carts.

Christians are for voting republican and causing wars, and making televangelists richer.

-Jesse
DakianDelomast
QUOTE(Enigma_Man @ Nov 3 2004, 04:31 PM)
So are rocks and trees and flowers!!! *exudes sicky hippy goo*

Animals are for eating or plowing fields or pulling carts.

Christians are for voting republican and causing wars, and making televangelists richer.

-Jesse

And for withholding or further knowledge of the world because stuff is "unethical". FUCK YOU CHRISTIANS STEM CELLS COULD SAVE YOUR ASS SOME DAY.
mogulmonster
What a lunatic! He still sounds more sane than Pat Robertson.
herkalees
QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Nov 3 2004, 03:15 PM)
Christians are stupid.

Tell me you're not this ignorant...
kbtitan
Non-christians are stupid. biggrin.gif
idiot
religious people are stupid.
dukenukem
QUOTE(kbtitan @ Nov 3 2004, 05:14 PM)
Non-christians are stupid. biggrin.gif

i double dare you to baptise that lion.
clarkma5
QUOTE(herkalees @ Nov 3 2004, 02:39 PM)
Tell me you're not this ignorant...

...alright, FUNDIES are stupid. So shoot me.

After this election, I'm gonna be irritable and pessimistic for a long time.
fiber optic
QUOTE(Enigma_Man @ Nov 3 2004, 04:31 PM)
Christians are for voting republican and causing wars, and making televangelists richer.

I've done none of this. huh.gif


There are fanatics everywhere that do things in the name of _________.
z0ne
QUOTE(kbtitan @ Nov 3 2004, 06:14 PM)
Non-christians are stupid. biggrin.gif

you better not be serious
anyone who kills others in the NAME of their religion isnt only stupid, but shouldnt be breathing, themselves.

no religion in the known world is based on violence, hate, or the destruction of other people. it just upsets me when people take out their anger on other people because they beleive different then them.

i forget where i heard this from but think of the truth/god/life as a 3D cube, like one that you could hold. if you set it on a table, any number of people would be looking at the same thing just from different angles; views. its still the same box, but ppl are just viewing it from their own perspective..

my USD$0.02
one
I mean really, these kind of people are the kind of people who give a bad name to Christianity.

I really hate those kind of people.

You guys must really meet bad Christians, because all the Christians I know are very kind and accepting.
DakianDelomast
And women.
z0ne
anyone can be kind and accepting
Mellender17
QUOTE(adio882 @ Nov 3 2004, 04:35 PM)
anyone can be kind and accepting

That's true, I what theanodynefear said makes sence you know? Christians arebn't always sterotyped for being nice for no reason you know! Btw, you a Christian too the_anodynefear? cool.gif
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