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clarkma5
I claim innocence.
leif
Phix hasn't come back since the banning of him from the chat room?...I thought he would have more of a sence of humor about this kinda thing since he is often the one doing the banning.
Cyclone
QUOTE(leif @ Dec 15 2006, 01:28 PM) *
Phix hasn't come back since the banning of him from the chat room?...I thought he would have more of a sence of humor about this kinda thing since he is often the one doing the banning.


Yah I dunno what he was bitching about. He send me a message on AIM and I called him a fag and he left. blush.gif
leif
fuck...hes a bit emotional...
McKhaos
[18:11] leif: fucking fuck...this girl just asked me where she can get permission to take a special course, meanwhile she is standing beside a sign which explains exactly how to go about doing this...cant ppl read these days?
[18:14] McKhaos: did you write that sign ?
[18:15] leif: no...fuckker
[18:16] McKhaos: the defence rests
[18:16] leif: they don't let ,me make signs
[18:16] McKhaos: anymore ?
[18:16] McKhaos: or in general ?
Phix
QUOTE(McKhaos @ Dec 19 2006, 11:17 AM) *
[18:11] leif: fucking fuck...this girl just asked me where she can get permission to take a special course, meanwhile she is standing beside a sign which explains exactly how to go about doing this...cant ppl read these days?
[18:14] McKhaos: did you write that sign ?
[18:15] leif: no...fuckker
[18:16] McKhaos: the defence rests
[18:16] leif: they don't let ,me make signs
[18:16] McKhaos: anymore ?
[18:16] McKhaos: or in general ?

AHAHAAHAHAHAH
one
QUOTE
<GAY> CYBER WITH ME IM GAY
<clarkma5> go away Gay
<clarkma5> I'm tired of you
<GAY> ok.
* GAY leaves
one
QUOTE
<GAY> HAY ME TOO
* clarkma5 is listening to Everlast - Today (Watch Me Shine) [05:02 @ 192kbps] on Whitey Ford Sings The Blues
<clarkma5> o:
<clarkma5> I like this song
<iamkeech> gay is back.
<clarkma5> yeah gay, wtf?
<clarkma5> though I told you to get lost
<GAY> oops!
* GAY gets lost
clarkma5
<Dakian> phix is like a cyst on my internet
<Dakian> its this ugly lump that sits around and when i squeeze him a bunch of sour cream looking stuff comes out and then he leaves for awhile
eighteenseconds
[07:38] <Cyclone> Timothy Donald Vershure
[07:38] <[18s]> i gave you 35 dollars
[07:39] <trail_boss2> oh
[07:39] <idiot> did you guys see the Katie Rees pic
[07:39] <[18s]> and 60 cents
[07:39] <Cyclone> sweet
[07:39] <Cyclone> heart.gif
[07:39] <[18s]> now make me a fucking mod
[07:39] <trail_boss2> hahaha
[07:39] <Cyclone> lol i cant
[07:39] <[18s]> YOU BASTARD!
[07:39] <idiot> 18z trying to bribe cyclonez :/
eighteenseconds
[15:36] <skr|work> (_)_)
[15:36] <skr|work> __|
[15:36] <clarkma5> o: o:
[15:37] <clarkma5> SIT ON IT
[15:37] <skr|work> lol i'm pooing on your face clarkma
[15:37] <skr|work> harharhar
[15:37] <clarkma5> oh I thought it was a butt sitting on a dick
[15:37] <[18s]> hahaha
Cyclone
O-o what a fag.
trail_boss2
[00:40] <leif> my resolution: more hand jobs, 2006 was surprisingly hand-job free
[00:41] <trail_boss2> arent you married?
[00:42] <desordre> his wife will never find out
[00:42] <trail_boss2> no
[00:42] <trail_boss2> i mean if hes married
[00:42] <trail_boss2> then wtf does he want hjs for
[00:42] <desordre> maybe she doesnt have hands
clarkma5
<phix> Clark, I'm going to have to disagree. A Ferrari can't transform into a Skoda Ocativa even if it tried.
<clarkma5> Sure it can. It's on the mannetino, next to Sport.
<clarkma5> It goes winter, standard, sport, skoda, race, TC off
<phix> Hmm, I never noticed that clark.
<clarkma5> yeah, go look again.
<phix> I think I'll try it in my F430.
<clarkma5> you should. It's a handy feature
<clarkma5> in case you ever need a skoda
<phix> ok, brb...

<phix> ok, back
<phix> fuck you clark
<phix> it transformed into a skoda
<phix> and now i can't transform it back
<phix> i paid $300,000 for a Skoda.
<clarkma5> yeah, it's a one time use sorta thing.
<phix> oh so NOW you tell me
<clarkma5> I figured it was obvious
moe
My IRC isn't working, not the program or the the little java thing on DS...someone troubleshoot quick.
Flaw
Unable to connect?...can't resolve server?...any error message?
moe
Unable to connect to server (Connection refused)
Flaw
QUOTE(moethepaki @ Jan 15 2007, 10:44 PM) *
Unable to connect to server (Connection refused)

Try local servers?

First try a different port, like /server irc.p44.org:6665
I guess try anything between 6660-6670 to see if any work.
Then try local servers, like /server xenu.nl.eu.p44.org:6667 or /server thetan.ca.us.p44.org:6667 (and the various ports)

I think one of these should work, unless your firewall really sucks.
trail_boss2
[23:14] <leif> hey...all these textbooks do serve a purpose...other than making me look smart
moe
My firewall is sucking about as much as Leif's English.
one
<clarkma5> I get to ride my bike to class in 10 minutes.
<clarkma5> It's nearly freezing outside, a mightily rare event for this area.
<clarkma5> yay
<DarkFox1> thats what happens when you live in hippy villa
<DarkFox1> and you have to ride a bike
<DarkFox1> instead of drive something that burns the decomposed flesh of ancient animals
<DarkFox1> anywhere from 4-12 small explosions pushing your car forward
clarkma5
I'm so glad I have him ignored.
Halflifehavock13
QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Jan 18 2007, 07:20 PM) *
I'm so glad I have him ignored.

Who the hell is dark fox anyways?
trail_boss2
QUOTE(Halflifehavock13 @ Jan 18 2007, 09:15 PM) *
Who the hell is dark fox anyways?

http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showuser=2912
trail_boss2
[18:26] <DarkFox1> racing seats add HP
[18:26] <DarkFox1> especially when you have 2 of them
[18:27] <DarkFox1> and they're bright red
[18:27] <DarkFox1> ya know sparco used to make radios tongue.gif
[18:27] <DarkFox1> sparcomatic actually
[18:27] <DarkFox1> seems like they had some connection tho
[18:27] <Dakian> i like how no one is listening to you
clarkma5
<clarkma5> Everyone wore hats in the '50s
<phix> Right, and there was also POLIO back then
<clarkma5> yeah...
<clarkma5> those were the good 'ol days
<phix> man imagine having to live in that iron lung
<clarkma5> imagine having to fuck your mom :/
<phix> clark, you'd rather fuck my dad
<phix> you faggot
<clarkma5> ...maybe
<skr|work> lol he has considerations!
<clarkma5> Well I'm a very considerate guy biggrin.gif
<phix> god i love this chat
leif
Thanks PBB...time for some work...
Phix
[19:32] <leif|TG> dakian...I think you're atcually quite a different person than you let on
[19:32] <Dakian> o rly
[19:33] <leif|TG> yes...rly
[19:33] <RunTheyKnowLatin> Oh this'll go well.
[19:33] <Dakian> well don't get any crazy ideas
[19:33] <leif|TG> I don't think you're nearly as hate filled as you let people beleive
[19:33] <Dakian> I'd still stab you if I met you in person
[19:33] <leif|TG> maybe I'll test that out...
[19:33] <leif|TG> I doubt you would
[19:34] <leif|TG> but considering this is the internet...
[19:34] <leif|TG> you could say anything you like...not gonna convince me otherwise
[19:35] <PBB> what is this dipshit blathering about?...
[19:35] <RunTheyKnowLatin> PBB: best not to ask.
[19:35] <Dakian> I don't know but if a large man shows up at my house one day I'm locking my doors and calling the cops on him
[19:37] <PBB> shoot him for trespassing
[19:37] <RunTheyKnowLatin> POW!
[19:37] <leif|TG> PBB its dakian trying to convinve all of us he is dark and disturbed and hateds humanity
[19:37] <leif|TG> hates
[19:38] <Dakian> I'm not trying to convince anyone of that
[19:38] <RunTheyKnowLatin> Leif
[19:38] <Dakian> I just despise you and most canadians
[19:38] <RunTheyKnowLatin> You are not Doctor Phil, and even if you were I'd still want to punch you in the face.
[19:39] <leif|TG> fake anger is funny
[19:39] <leif|TG> im not trying to be Dr. Phil...but the hatered act is getting kinda old, from both of you
[19:39] <Dakian> Leif
[19:39] <Dakian> we really
[19:39] <Dakian> really
[19:39] <Dakian> really
[19:39] <RunTheyKnowLatin> Then get the fuck out.
[19:39] <Dakian> really
[19:39] <Dakian> don't like you
[19:40] <Dakian> there's nothing complicated about this
[19:40] <leif|TG> im fine with that...to me all you are is a few words on a screen...my personal sense of self worth is not affected in any way by you, or your mentally disturbed brother
[19:40] <Dakian> then shut the fuck up about it
[19:41] <RunTheyKnowLatin> Leif if you call me mentally disturbed you should go see a real looney.
[19:41] <leif|TG> well...its either I sit here and piss you off till you ban me...or i force my self to go back to work...frankly I prefer the former
[19:41] <RunTheyKnowLatin> I think we all do.
[19:42] <RunTheyKnowLatin> Please go back to work and don't come back.
[19:42] <PBB> well, i'm a people pleaser
[19:43] * PBB sets mode: +b *!*@pier-C5522A9.microbio.umanitoba.ca
[19:43] * leif|TG was kicked by PBB (PBB)
[19:43] * fiber_optic hears the sad trombone play a song.
[19:43] <RunTheyKnowLatin> Now he'll cry to us on the forums
[19:43] <PBB> i think i'll log on to DS just to read his whiny PMs

RunTheyKnowLation = White_RSX
moe
LMAO.
White RSX
*Latin.
dukenukem
goddamnit who deleted the bitchfest angry.gif
clarkma5
<White_RSX> Phix, I believe that's your que?
<clarkma5> *cue
<phix> My cue for what?
<White_RSX> Cue.
<clarkma5> queue!!!
<phix> Cue?
<White_RSX> Don't ask how that one worked out
<phix> queue?!!?!?!
<FlawlesStyle> The queues are too long.
<clarkma5> Queueeueueueueuee
<phix> QUEEEEEEEE
<phix> Penis Salon.
<clarkma5> we have such great conversations in here
PBB
(Thu-16:23) <phix> they get so hot and buttered they try to call me but in their excitement they just mash the phone and end up calling 911
(Thu-16:23) <clarkma5> ...sweaty girls like you?
(Thu-16:23) <clarkma5> and wtf hot and BUTTERED!? It's hot and bothered
(Thu-16:23) <clarkma5> lol
(Thu-16:24) <phix> lol
(Thu-16:24) <phix> shut up i'm eating
(Thu-16:24) <clarkma5> ahahahahah
(Thu-16:24) <PBB> ahahaha
(Thu-16:24) <clarkma5> seriously I'm cracking up
skr
[15:31] <clarkma5> suck my cawk
[15:32] <phix> no.
[15:36] <ShinRa> i will volunteer
[15:36] <clarkma5> omg azn cocksucker
[15:36] <clarkma5> c'mere shinra
Phix
[11:06] <keech> its just you and me now phix.
[11:07] <phix> Yup
[11:07] <keech> awkward.
[11:07] * phix coughs
[11:07] * keech has quit IRC (Quit: pervert)
skr
[14:49] <Paris> but masturbating to bricks wouldnt be as great, webster
[14:49] <clarkma5> Paris, that's the point of fetishes
[14:49] <clarkma5> they don't make sense to anyone except the people who are into them
[14:49] <Paris> I meant in a make your balls hurt way
[14:49] <clarkma5> so we'd be like going BRICKS WTF!? and some Brick fetishist would be fapping feverishly
[14:50] <Paris> do the bricks come in a phallic shape
[14:50] <clarkma5> You can form them into any shape you want?
[14:50] <clarkma5> they're fired clay
[14:50] <Paris> sweet
[14:50] * Paris makes a brick dildo
[14:50] * Paris rapes clarkma5 with it
[14:50] <clarkma5> o:
[14:50] <clarkma5> o: o: o:
[14:50] <clarkma5> DON'T STOP
[14:50] <clarkma5> wait a second, this isn't rape if I like it.
[14:51] <clarkma5> YOU FAYLE AT BRICK DILDO RAPE
fiber optic
Bwahahaha B&M fetish
White RSX
Where the hell'd the RTKL vs HYCTNAC go?!
skr
[18:49] <skr> Razor: I make observations! #DS: OMG YOU'RE A COMPLETE IDIOT, ITS NOT TRUE. Razor: But it's an observation, and an opinion! #DS: YOU'RE STUPID. <Insert General Info here> NOW SHUT UP.
[18:50] <Razor> haha
[18:50] <Dzus> I don't understand that skr
[18:50] <Dzus> What does you selling drugs have to do with anything?
[18:51] <skr> Whatever pays the bills so I can come in here and idle #DS right?
[18:52] <Dzus> Drug sales?
[18:52] <Dzus> I just
[18:52] <Dzus> I can't make it out
[18:53] <Dzus> I now hear the double meaning when i read that
[18:53] * Dzus was kicked by Dzus (Wow.)
[18:53] <skr> did I just own WRSX?
White RSX
I had to reboot Colloquy anyways, ya bastard.
clarkma5
<phix> clark, stfu, you just got here.
<clarkma5> I got here and like...18 milliseconds later you said something stupid
<clarkma5> it was amazing.
<phix> I just said broken is a noun!
<clarkma5> it isn't
<White_RSX> And it isn't
<phix> oh
<phix> wow
<phix> it's a verb.
<clarkma5> broken is an adjective
<phix> I gotta go back to Grade 3
<clarkma5> you suck...so much phix
Phix
clark, don't lie... here's how it REALLY happened...

[17:37] <clarkma5> phix, stfu, you just got here.
[17:37] <phix> I got here and like...18 milliseconds later you saids omething stupid
[17:37] <phix> it was amazing.
[17:37] <clarkma5> I just said broken is a noun!
[17:37] <phix> it isn't
[17:38] <White_RSX> And it isn't
[17:38] <clarkma5> oh
[17:38] <clarkma5> wow
[17:38] <clarkma5> it's a verb.
[17:39] <phix> broken is an adjective
[17:39] <clarkma5> I gotta go back to Grade 3
[17:39] <phix> you suck...so much
clarkma5
OMG I totally got called o:
White RSX
Phix, don't lie, this is how it was.

*clarkma5 joined the room
<phix> I'm so gay
<clarkma5> Hallelujah!
*White_RSX is now known as Dzus|OmfgNotAgain
trail_boss2
[01:58] * PAULIE_D has joined #dieselstation
[01:58] <phix> I dunno what I'd say.
[01:59] <phix> "You'll be sucking on those in a few years you slut"
[01:59] <Dakian|Mactop> I'd call them rocky mountain oysters
[01:59] <Dakian|Mactop> and be done with it
[01:59] <Dakian|Mactop> CAUSE ITS NOT LYING
[01:59] <PAULIE_D> ah... I see I logged in at an opportune moment
clarkma5
<ShinRa> my right click button is broken
<ShinRa> this sucks
<Dakian|Mactop> horray you now own a mac
clarkma5
<clarkma5> IT'S MY PARTY I CAN BAN LEIF IF I WANT TO, BAN LEIF IF I WANT TO, BAN LEIF IF I WANT TO
<trail_boss2> you would ban leif too if it happened to youuuuu
McKhaos
*** phix has been kicked from #dieselstation by Cyc|Mac: Cyc|Mac
*** phix has joined #dieselstation.
*** Mode change "+o phix" for channel #dieselstation by DieselStation.
phix: wtf was that for
Cyc|Mac: Cause youwernt replying faggot
phix: I WAS MASTURBATING
phix: God DAMMIT leave a MAN TO HIS PENIS TIME
Flaw
QUOTE
18:21:39 <&FlawlesStyle > Talking about shits and eating sloppy joes just...do not mix well.
18:21:44 <&clarkma5 > lol
18:21:49 <&Cyclone > this kinda shit im better off taking a shower than trying to wipe
18:21:53 <&FlawlesStyle > rofl
18:21:55 <&clarkma5 > I HATE THOSE
18:22:11 <&Cyclone > SLOPPY JOE
18:22:12 <&Cyclone > SLOP
18:22:12 < midnightdorifto> suddenly, the worlds problems seem smaller.
18:22:13 <&Cyclone > SLOPPY JOE
18:22:15 <&FlawlesStyle > I really love those...what's their nickname...where they escape clean?
18:22:18 <&Cyclone > back when Sandler was funny.
18:22:27 <&Cyclone > yeah i love those
18:22:28 <&Cyclone > where i wipe
18:22:30 <&Cyclone > and nothing is there
18:22:32 <&Cyclone > its like WOW
18:22:32 < midnightdorifto> I'll call them O.J.'s if that's the description.
18:22:37 <&Cyclone > rofl
18:22:38 <&FlawlesStyle > rofl
18:22:40 <&clarkma5 > haha
clarkma5
<Cyclone> rofl
<Cyclone> the amount of khaos you can cause in crackdown
<phix> uh
<phix> chaos
<Cyclone> fucking mckhaos
<phix> you're going to go to a job interview for a job that pays a billion a year
<phix> and they ask you to spell 'chaos'
<phix> and you'll spell with a k
<phix> and you'll lose it all
<FlawlesStyle> Probability of aforementioned hypothetical case: Highly unlikely.
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