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clarkma5
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<leif> GM cars are kinda funny...there is a group who buy nothing but domestic...and a group that buys nothing but import...and then there are the ones in the middle...the inetellegent consumer
<clarkma5> so you're saying you're not intelligent?
<leif> im not an intellegent car consumer
<clarkma5> just so we're clear
<FlawlesStyle> AMEN
Advent
For some reason I got kicked. My nick was Tr0n and I was about to change it then Phix kicked me. =\
DakianDelomast
QUOTE(Advent @ Apr 26 2006, 01:38 AM) *
For some reason I got kicked. My nick was Tr0n and I was about to change it then Phix kicked me. =\


Cause phix is a douchebag. Rejoin.
goota
i love the chatroom heart.gif
Flaw
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<FlawlesStyle> yea, lasers would be more like zing zing
<clarkma5> no, lasers are pew pew
<clarkma5> always
<clarkma5> no ifs, ands, or buts
<FlawlesStyle> i like buts
<FlawlesStyle> AND I CANNOT LIE
<clarkma5> and you cannot lie
<clarkma5> damnit
<clarkma5> o:
<FlawlesStyle> smile.gif
* clarkma5 is now known as Clark|Shower
<skr> no otha clarkmas cant deny
skr
[16:18] <clarkma5> who do I look like, DZ?
[16:18] <clarkma5> wow
[16:18] <clarkma5> I meant to say PBB X.gif
[16:18] * clarkma5 shoots himself
[16:18] <z0ne`> WOW
[16:18] <z0ne`> INSULT x50
PBB
X.gif What was the context there?
I know last night before I left, I was ranting about how great the LS7 is...
skr
[00:17] <clarkma5> oooooooooooooooooooo:
[00:18] <clarkma5> that's how much bigger my penis got when you said that
[00:18] <clarkma5> hawt
[00:18] <skr> about 2 inches, depending on the resolution your monitor is?
clarkma5
I said "much bigger" not "big", and nowhere did I infer that it was a full erection.

Also, the hawt referred to the Subaru Legacy that was posted.
skr
we'll let the users decide what the true context is. =)
skr
[00:34] <Phix> clark, why're you're talking? my dick isn't going to suck itself.
[00:34] <Phix> GET DOWN AND START THE PumP!
[00:34] <clarkma5> phix, your dick is too small to suck
[00:34] <clarkma5> I only go for the big boys
[00:34] <Phix> use a microscope and some tweezers if you hjave to.
PAULIE_D
It's only a matter of time until someone posts their "coming out of the closet" comments in the IRC.

Who will it be?
goota
[14:01] *** Diesel has joined #dieselstation
[14:01] <clarkma5> oh shizzle
[14:01] *** clarkma5 sets mode +o on Diesel
[14:01] <Cyclone> DIESELS NOT WELCOMED HERE
[14:01] *** Diesel has left #dieselstation
skr
[18:30] <Phix> and wtf is with that N64 controller?
[18:31] <Phix> Looks like a triple-headed dildo with a joypad for maximum stimulation.
[18:31] <FlawlesStyle> and you're complaining?!?!
[18:31] <skr> you seem to know all about that controller there Phix.
[18:31] <Phix> WAIT HOLY FUCK
[18:31] <Phix> CYCLONE
[18:31] <Phix> 10 MINUTES>!
[18:31] <Phix> DO YOU GUYS SHIP TO CANADA?1
clarkma5
QUOTE
<dukenukem> time to sleep
<PBB> g'night duke!
<dukenukem> nite
<Phix> Salut, dukenukem.
* dukenukem has quit IRC (Quit: )
<clarkma5> that's french for "hello" you idiot
<Phix> I was going to say salutations. :O
<clarkma5> THAT MEANS THE SAME THING
skr
[15:41] <SKR|WORK> Cyclone wants admin powers
[15:41] <PBB> peanut butter and bananas is better
[15:41] <Diesel> hmm
[15:41] <Diesel> he's been bitching at me about it since i first met him
[15:41] <SKR|WORK> lol
[15:41] <Diesel> hell no he's not getting admin
[15:41] <SKR|WORK> not even if he rubs you off a bit?
[15:41] <Diesel> even if he rubs me off all day
[15:41] <Diesel> lol
[15:42] <moethepaki> seriously gay jokes...not funny anymore
[15:42] <PBB> rofl!!
[15:42] <moethepaki> or maybe that's just me
[15:42] <Diesel> *rubs* moe
[15:42] * PBB runs
[15:42] <moethepaki> no, i don't want a cone in my ass
[15:42] <Diesel> ohhhhhh Moeeee
[15:42] <Diesel> *rub*
[15:42] <midnightdorifto> moe, its just you
[15:42] <moethepaki> this night just keeps getting gayer, and gayer
[15:43] <SKR|WORK> HAAHA
[15:43] <SKR|WORK> AHAHAHA
skr
[22:17] <goota> wow, these mac ads suck balls
[22:17] <PHiX> Did somebody say sucking balls!?
[22:17] * PHiX wipes drools
skr
[22:44] <goota> tie his dick
[22:44] <goota> im sure youre already a pro in that :o
[22:44] <FlawlesStyle> my dog likes it
goota
ahahahaha, that is so out of context....


wait actually it isnt.
skr
[12:27] * PBB is now known as PBB-warmbiscuits
[12:27] <SKR|WORK> I WANT WARM BISCUITS
[12:28] <PBB-warmbiscuits> skr: you can grab my buns. for a dollar! tongue.gif
[12:28] * skr|WORK hands PBB-warmbiscuits a dollar.
[12:29] <PBB-warmbiscuits> :o
White RSX
That's only funny to you though.
Phix
QUOTE(White RSX @ May 5 2006, 02:51 PM) *
That's only funny to you though.

Hell, I don't even get it. :O
skr
[16:03] * dylan has joined #DieselStation
[16:03] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao dylan dylan
[16:03] <dylan> SHIT SHIT
[16:03] <dylan> YEAH
[16:03] <dylan> NOT DISCONNECTED
[16:03] <skr|WORK> fuck
[16:03] <dylan> WHAT NOW?!
[16:03] * dylan has quit IRC (Client exited)
z0ne
07:19:43 [&dylan] someone curse
07:19:45 [&dylan] quick
07:19:46 [@z0ne`] fuck
07:19:46 [@PBB] dyran biggrin.gif
07:19:46 quit: dylan [dylaninjap@pier-A58705CE.dyn.optonline.net] [Client exited]
07:19:48 [@z0ne`] owned

I don't think that that will ever get old.
goota
i bet its old to dylan ahaha
PBB
These get old though.

[22:12] <PHiX> There's sugar in sperm, right?
[22:12] <PHiX> Man, I need to brush up on my biology.
[22:12] <PBB> WHAT? i thought you knew what it tasted like....
[22:13] <PHiX> OMFG I'M NOT GAY.
[22:13] * PHiX strokes PBBs penis.
[22:13] <PHiX> I want this... in my mouth.... NOW!
skr
are you sure PBB? =P
skr
[20:42] <PHiX> PBB, I seem to have developed a hole between my buttcheeks. Care to plug it with your plunger? :o
[20:42] <PowerByBrower> fistula?
[20:42] <PowerByBrower> sweet
[20:42] <PHiX> ...
[20:42] <PHiX> I was takling about my asshole.
[20:42] <PowerByBrower> google fistula
[20:43] <PHiX> I already know what that is!!!
[20:43] <PHiX> Ugh.
[20:43] <dukenukem> phix would lick it
[20:43] <PHiX> Now I have that funny feeling in my ass.
[20:43] <PHiX> Fuck you, pbb.
[20:43] <dukenukem> lick it phix
[20:43] <PowerByBrower> =D
[20:43] <dukenukem> like a dog would
z0ne
QUOTE(skr @ May 11 2006, 11:44 PM) *
[20:42] <PowerByBrower> google fistula

bleh.gif
skr
[14:33] <Cyclone> I wanna get freaky with martha stewart
skr
[22:52] <skr> RJ?
[22:53] <skr> isn't he one of those people you guys have talked about not being around to post?
[22:53] <milkmandan> yea
[22:53] <milkmandan> he reappeared
[22:53] <milkmandan> i guess jesus didnt want him
skr
[22:55] <PowerByBrower> lol
[22:55] <PHiX> skr, you're the motherfucking chronicler of the #DS channel.
[22:55] <milkmandan> lol
[22:55] <milkmandan> after the nuclear winter that thread is all thats going to be left of DS for future generations
[22:56] <PHiX> haha
[22:56] <PHiX> it's just pages after apges of me being a homo
[22:56] <skr> ..and most of it is phix being homoreotic
[22:56] <skr> ROFL
[22:56] <skr> homoerotic*
[22:56] <skr> man that's a good one too
PBB
*Prints Topic*

*Mails to Iron Mountain*

tongue.gif
skr
[16:31] <z0ne`> Are you coming onto me?
[16:31] <clarkma5> I already put my penis into your butt, it's just that you're so loose that you didn't notice
[16:32] <clarkma5> jesus that was awful X.gif
[16:32] <z0ne`> Yeh.
[16:32] <z0ne`> that was ..
[16:32] <z0ne`> i don't want dinner anymore.
skr
[23:27] <PHiX> i have a receipt for harvey's in front of me
[23:27] <PHiX> and it's making me hungrier
[23:27] <PHiX> harveys.ca
[23:27] <skr> oh well
[23:27] <PHiX> www.harveys.ca
[23:27] <FlawlesStyle> I have a .ca filter
[23:27] <PHiX> asshole
[23:27] <FlawlesStyle> darn
[23:27] <skr> HAHAHAHAHA
PBB
laugh.gif Canadiowned canadian.gif
PBB
<Cyclone> honda lawn mower engines fucking suck
<clarkma5> our honda lawnmower's been great for years
<dukenukem> afterall
<dukenukem> Its a HONDA
<clarkma5> shut up duke
<dukenukem> we dont have a lawnmover
<dukenukem> we have mexicans come and do it
* goota (goota@C190B7D1.D01D4653.DE668F2A.IP) has joined #DieselStation
<dukenukem> here comes one of them
<clarkma5> fucking brilliant timing
<goota> haha? fear me?
<clarkma5> <dukenukem> we dont have a lawnmover
<clarkma5> <dukenukem> we have mexicans come and do it
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<PBB> rishi
<goota> ahahaha
<goota> bastards
skr
[17:45] <PHiX> I'm so bor3d.
[17:45] <clarkma5> god, me too
[17:45] <clarkma5> let's fuck
clarkma5
Creepy IRC stalker skr strikes again...
fuel_injected
ok the viper007bond link doesn't work.. a box with a 'x' on it comes up and nothing loads.. so i tried the mrc thingy... what do i have to click on?? download thenit asks me what city which one should i pick i live in edmonton....?
sad.gif
skr
[21:06] <PHiX> midnight
[21:06] <PHiX> taking a shower?
[21:06] <PHiX> And you didn't invite me?
[21:06] <PHiX> What kind of homosexual are you?
skr
[09:45] <Cyclone> Iam gay!!!!
[09:45] <leif|cooking> you finally figured it out?
[09:45] * dukenukem changes topic to 'Dead kittens | brown people don't deserve a TVR! | BAN leif | so says the pot schmoking promiscous sodomizing dutch man | http://www.finalgear.com/shows/topgear/8/4/ <- New TG! <Cyclone> Iam gay!!!!'
[09:46] <Cyclone> yup
[09:46] <skr|work> he's come out of the closet
Cyclone
[21:15] <Cyclone> Brown County Medical Examiner Al Klimek said the man had taken a charcoal grill into the bathroom and started a fire.
[21:15] <Cyclone> its obvious he was just trying to grill burgers while taking a shit
[21:15] <Cyclone> a true multitasker.
[21:15] <camshaft> rofl
[21:15] <Cyclone> didnt think it through very well though
[21:16] <camshaft> hey, we all need something to do while on the can
[21:18] <Cyclone> yea
[21:18] <Cyclone> obviously a BBQ is the answer
Cyclone
Dakian is stupid. We have proof!

[21:38] <clarkma5> dakian, you are getting cross-drilling confused with venting
[21:39] <Dakian-secs> yes i think i am
[21:39] <BigJ> lol
[21:39] <clarkma5> god you suck
[21:39] <clarkma5> DAKIAN
[21:39] <Dakian-secs> you blow!
[21:39] <clarkma5> YOU LOSE
[21:39] <clarkma5> No, no insults
[21:39] <clarkma5> you lose
[21:39] <Dakian-secs> you fail!
[21:39] <clarkma5> you argued vigorously where you knew NOTHING
[21:39] <clarkma5> and you LOST
[21:39] <clarkma5> so fucking SUCK IT
[21:39] <PHiX> dakian, your g/f is hot.
[21:39] <BigJ> Dakian-secs IS TEH LEWZER!!!!11!!11!!1ELEVENTEEN!!!!11!!
DakianDelomast
I win that chat because my girlfriend is hot.
Cyclone
QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ May 31 2006, 09:51 PM) *
I win that chat because my girlfriend is hot.


With your pissy attitude and assholeness she's probably fucking some other dood right now ;p
DakianDelomast
You'd think so.
Cyclone
[22:29] <one> hey, clarkma.
[22:29] <one> just wondering, are you a virgin?
[22:29] <clarkma5> dry.gif
[22:29] * one was kicked by clarkma5 (gtfo)
[22:29] <Cyclone> rofl
[22:29] * one has joined #dieselstation
[22:29] <Cyclone> Answers that question
skr
HAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Cyclone
[19:40] <DakianDelomast> bring some your cholroform and meet me in Florida, we'll take nismo to trail where he'll forcibly amutate nismo's leg
[19:40] <Cyclone> dakian
[19:40] <Cyclone> we'll say VW did it
[19:40] <Cyclone> for him spying on their test site
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