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Phix
When you shave your sack do you like to take your time with the razor, or do you just go in with it and give it some quick strokes, or do you just tend to fuck up and slice yer sack?
OHirtenfelder
Only one way to do it...slow and meticulous.
McKhaos
Yup. There's one area you do want to take your time.
moe
I start off slow and meticulous, but usually get impatient and give it a few quick strokes, and hope I didn't miss a spot. I'm not a very hairy guy, so I don't usually shave much anyway...anywhere.
Pez
Sloooooooooooow...
Altostratus
electric trimmers
Bjorn
Hot acid dip.
duality
QUOTE(Altostratus @ Oct 27 2009, 05:10 AM) *
electric trimmers

+1

i don't trust myself with a blade down there. i bloody cut myself on the face all the time...forget down under tongue.gif
OHirtenfelder
QUOTE
Hot acid dip.

I actually flinched a little while reading that...
Altostratus
i refuse to shave with a real razor.

octobeard is over so im moving on to the novembeard.
duality
QUOTE(Altostratus @ Oct 27 2009, 05:17 AM) *
i refuse to shave with a real razor.

octobeard is over so im moving on to the novembeard.

lol. im brown, so my facial hair is real thick. i actually take a shower to open the pores n make it all mositurised before shaving. then tis soo nice n non painful.

i wish i cud have a looong beard..but it itches and if i dont shave for 3 days, i look like a terrorist at work tongue.gif
MustangAficionado
QUOTE(moe @ Oct 27 2009, 02:15 AM) *
I start off slow and meticulous, but usually get impatient and give it a few quick strokes, and hope I didn't miss a spot. I'm not a very hairy guy, so I don't usually shave much anyway...anywhere.

+1
bankE46
i find that lining the inside of my boxers with sandpaper and then going on a nice long horseride through the countryside does the trick. monkey.gif


wtf is this thread. who shaves their god damn junk? phix, you are a self-proclaimed virgin so the last thing you need to worry about is looking presentable. and the rest of you, how hairy/metro are you that you need to take a blade to your man-bits?? or do you just moonlight as amateur pornstars and require a silky smooth scrotum for others' viewing pleasure?
Altostratus
QUOTE(duality @ Oct 27 2009, 06:53 AM) *
lol. im brown, so my facial hair is real thick. i actually take a shower to open the pores n make it all mositurised before shaving. then tis soo nice n non painful.

i wish i cud have a looong beard..but it itches and if i dont shave for 3 days, i look like a terrorist at work tongue.gif



off topic, but you live in Guelph, ontario now? i go there quite frequently
duality
QUOTE(Altostratus @ Oct 27 2009, 12:30 PM) *
off topic, but you live in Guelph, ontario now? i go there quite frequently

Yes, I just started an internship here. I am not used to small cities lol...why can't I be in Toronto (wuv). What you go there for?

And bankie, i need to clean my junk coz, as i said, im hairier than your average person.
Phix
Yes, I'm sure in Bankie's perfect world everyone is white and contains little to no hair...
clarkma5
I trim it short. Not interested in shaving, I tried once and the itchiness is unbearable...people claim methods to have it not itch but trimming's easier, avoids the issue entirely, and looks better anyway.
MustangAficionado
I never did, i just trimmed. Like forever, but then this girl i'm with now brought it up in company before I was with her and expressed her preference. Then I gave it a try, seemed to be well received with the girl I was then with - and is appreciated with the aforementioned girl presently.
duality
haha the day i shaved for the first time...i could barely walk. i guess after a while you get used to it, but im too pussy for that again lol.
Altostratus
QUOTE(duality @ Oct 27 2009, 12:35 PM) *
Yes, I just started an internship here. I am not used to small cities lol...why can't I be in Toronto (wuv). What you go there for?

And bankie, i need to clean my junk coz, as i said, im hairier than your average person.

parties mostly.
but yeah talk about getting the shittiest intern location possible, the big landmark of guelph is their wal-mart dry.gif
Halflifehavock13
Quick and dirty, once every 5 or 6 months ago. Just to keep everything in check.
bankE46
QUOTE(Phix @ Oct 27 2009, 03:37 PM) *
Yes, I'm sure in Bankie's perfect world everyone is white and contains little to no hair...


lol, white? wow, phix. no need to pull out some random racist shit. and im just as hairy as the next dude. but then again, im not a chick with a vagina that needs shaving. yes, its a double standard, but do you shave your legs too?
Phix
I get a full body waxing done once a week.
Synesthesia
QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Oct 27 2009, 03:18 PM) *
wtf is this thread. who shaves their god damn junk? phix, you are a self-proclaimed virgin so the last thing you need to worry about is looking presentable. and the rest of you, how hairy/metro are you that you need to take a blade to your man-bits?? or do you just moonlight as amateur pornstars and require a silky smooth scrotum for others' viewing pleasure?


Hahaha, oh god, +1...
OHirtenfelder
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phix, you are a self-proclaimed virgin


Is that really true...? God that would explain a WHOLE LOT of things. Just sayin'...
Vadvagool
You need a No Shave option.
moe
^ No. "There needs to be a shave your balls you pussy" option.
Altostratus
QUOTE(OHirtenfelder @ Oct 27 2009, 11:49 PM) *
Is that really true...? God that would explain a WHOLE LOT of things. Just sayin'...



yarly
UserDrew
I'm pretty hairy so it's hard to stay on top of it. I usually just shave once a week unless there is a reason otherwise. I once tried using my Norelco 8200 down there and it felt more like it was ripping the hair out then shaving them down. It left bloody little stubbles. The best blade i've discovered for it is the Schick quattro. With a fresh blade it doesn't take as much effort. No way i'd ever rush shaving such a sensitive area.
redls1bird
The man bits look odd completely devoid of hair, but, that shit can get out of control too. Just do it to keep it in check.

BTW, when choosing a thread to hijack and talk about where you live, avoid the one where 10-15 men are talking about their genitalia.
caster
Being middle eastern doesn't really help the situation, but over the years I've come up with the perfect technique. Start with a trimmer and then either go over with a razor immediately, if not wait a couple of days or so let it grow back and then shave it for a perfect smooth finish. The tricky part is the gouch area, try keeping that clean, shit feels fucking weird when you shave down there.
moe
QUOTE(caster @ Oct 29 2009, 10:08 AM) *
Being middle eastern doesn't really help the situation, but over the years I've come up with the perfect technique. Start with a trimmer and then either go over with a razor immediately, if not wait a couple of days or so let it grow back and then shave it for a perfect smooth finish. The tricky part is the gouch area, try keeping that clean, shit feels fucking weird when you shave down there.


Haha...I'm half Indian, half Pakistani, with Iranian and Afghan heritage...somehow I'm mostly devoid of hair. I can't even grow a fucking beard...people constantly think I'm 15.
Pez
QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Oct 27 2009, 11:18 AM) *
wtf is this thread. who shaves their god damn junk? phix, you are a self-proclaimed virgin so the last thing you need to worry about is looking presentable. and the rest of you, how hairy/metro are you that you need to take a blade to your man-bits?? or do you just moonlight as amateur pornstars and require a silky smooth scrotum for others' viewing pleasure?

For our girlfriends?... No one likes a mouth full of hair tongue_crossed-eyes.gif
duality
QUOTE(moe @ Oct 29 2009, 01:09 AM) *
Haha...I'm half Indian, half Pakistani, with Iranian and Afghan heritage...somehow I'm mostly devoid of hair. I can't even grow a fucking beard...people constantly think I'm 15.

I wish I was like you sad.gif My Mexican housemate barely has any facial hair lol.
bankE46
QUOTE(Pez @ Oct 29 2009, 04:20 AM) *
For our girlfriends?... No one likes a mouth full of hair tongue_crossed-eyes.gif


well either you guys have obscene man-bushes or some picky girlfriends. Raspberry.gif
fiber optic
They're as smooth as eggs!
Aircooled
I would but its no shave November
b0mb3r
haha i stopped caring after I stopped dating around... now that I have been sleeping with the same person for last 4 years, who the hell cares?
BlackJack
^Good call. I had this girl I've been with for a year and a half and in the first few months she loved my balls shaved, but then she didn't care anymore.
moe
^ You guys are lucky. I've been with the same girl for almost two years now, and she still cares.
b0mb3r
QUOTE(moe @ Nov 13 2009, 02:21 AM) *
^ You guys are lucky. I've been with the same girl for almost two years now, and she still cares.

she better be super hot smile.gif
moe
I happen to think so.
Jiggly Blubber
Well it depends if you care if she shaves her balls.
porsche944
Or if she cares if I shave your balls
Jiggly Blubber
But I care if she shaves your balls.
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