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green73ta
Good living.

A great woman.

Exceptional cigars.
McKhaos
Stress.

My right hand.

Don't smoke.





I'M DOOMED !!!!
one
Cigars are good.
arnge
way stressed for the graduation project.

Just lost a great woman .

and damn i should start smoking.

edit :

and i just noticed a hell of an ugly avatar
one
Community service sucks

I am trying to decide between two girls

And I quit smoking. Need another stress reliever.
Tony Two Shoes
QUOTE(one @ Jun 15 2007, 12:28 PM) *
And I quit smoking. Need another stress reliever.

When I quit smoking, I started eating Cheetos and masturbating more... wait a minute. I gotta go, NOW!
UserDrew
No V8 muscle car?
Mazdaspeed
i needs me a good woman, they're all filthy pigs around here
green73ta
QUOTE(UserDrew @ Jun 15 2007, 01:51 PM) *
No V8 muscle car?

That's just gravy.
krazykohla
Stressful, but productive living.

A fantastic boyfriend.

Exceptional discounts on restaurant food at work!
dukenukem
Nothing makes my day more pleasurable than a proper dump in the morning!
green73ta
True. Nothing like giving that plunger a proper workout first thing in the morning!
White RSX
QUOTE(dukenukem @ Jun 15 2007, 06:13 PM) *
Nothing makes my day more pleasurable than a proper dump in the morning!

I usually hold it for after work


Good 'ol victory shit.
Uwe
QUOTE(Tony Two Shoes @ Jun 15 2007, 08:40 PM) *
When I quit smoking, I started eating Cheetos and masturbating more... wait a minute. I gotta go, NOW!

When I was at the doctor for my annual check-up a week ago she told me I ought to stop masturbating. I asked her why. She said it made it difficult for her to take my blood pressure.
McKhaos
I don't get it.
trail_boss2
QUOTE(McKhaos @ Jun 19 2007, 02:50 AM) *
I don't get it.

The joke is implying that he is jacking off while she is trying to get his BP.
McKhaos
Ah.
one
QUOTE(McKhaos @ Jun 19 2007, 04:58 AM) *
Ah.

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Diesel
Beer.
Pizza.
A Fast Car.
A good woman for that passenger seat.
Phix
QUOTE(Diesel @ Jun 19 2007, 01:21 PM) *
A Fast Car.


You must hate your life then, what, with your Scion tC. :/
bankE46
Money.

the rest will follow.
Phix
QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Jun 19 2007, 01:52 PM) *
Money.

the rest will follow.

...except for true happiness!
dukenukem
QUOTE(Phix @ Jun 19 2007, 01:43 PM) *
...except for true happiness!

you need money to buy crack foo
McKhaos
QUOTE(Phix @ Jun 19 2007, 07:43 PM) *
...except for true happiness!


Spoken like a true poor man.
White RSX
The secret to life would probably be not dying.
Phix
QUOTE(McKhaos @ Jun 19 2007, 03:38 PM) *
Spoken like a true poor man.

Hahaha, I know, it's so true. sad.gif
Marien
QUOTE(White RSX @ Jun 20 2007, 12:15 AM) *
The secret to life would probably be not dying.


Well, dying will be the last thing I do
Diesel
QUOTE(Phix @ Jun 19 2007, 10:38 AM) *
You must hate your life then, what, with your Scion tC. :/


*i have a secret* shhhh.
dukenukem
QUOTE(Diesel @ Jun 19 2007, 10:29 PM) *
*i have a secret* shhhh.

It better be a turbo kit.
Diesel
there are no CARB legal turbo kits for the TC. i need it to be smog legal. hmmm.. what else can i get besides turbo.. hmmmmmmmmmmm
dukenukem
QUOTE(Diesel @ Jun 20 2007, 12:53 AM) *
there are no CARB legal turbo kits for the TC. i need it to be smog legal. hmmm.. what else can i get besides turbo.. hmmmmmmmmmmm

Turd supercharger
Tony Two Shoes
QUOTE(dukenukem @ Jun 20 2007, 01:02 AM) *
Turd supercharger

TURD = Toyota Uber Racing Development
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