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Test for Dimentia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?








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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you too! k for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very g! o od at this, are you?





Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
.Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imita ting the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?











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He just has to open his mouth and ask..
It's really very simple.... Like you!












PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
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RJ
I got them all right.... What a lame test.
trail_boss2
Now lets take the test to see if you are a dumbass or not.



Question # 1

How do you spell DEMENTIA?















Tommygun fails.
RJ
FUCKING PWNT!! hahaha
Cyclone
Yah I got them all right too, it was way too easy.
tommygun
hey I was just copying it LOL

never claimed to be a master speller
Renesis
I missed them all...
DakianDelomast
RJ always likes flexing his brain muscle around here.

"Oh yeah this shit is easy, I'm in AP honors english"
porsche944
yah im a genious too i guess
RJ
QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Dec 22 2005, 11:27 PM) *
RJ always likes flexing his brain muscle around here.

"Oh yeah this shit is easy, I'm in AP honors english"

"5-speed WRX biotch!" bwhaha... return of a cult classic. laugh.gif
Avalon
QUOTE(Renesis @ Dec 21 2005, 07:35 PM) *
I missed them all...


As did I, but fortunately I don't need this test to affirm my intelligence.
Goat
i only got 1 right
bankE46
QUOTE(RJ @ Dec 24 2005, 03:44 PM) *
"5-speed WRX biotch!" bwhaha... return of a cult classic. laugh.gif


wait, what was that from?
RJ
Hmm... I forgot... But it was hillarious.
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