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porschedream
The Geo Storm, probably the worst excuse for a sports car ever produced.

Engine:
Displacement 1.6 L
Horsepower 130
Gear Ratio, High Gear 3.42
Engine Revs per Mile (60mph) 2980

Acceleration
0-30mph 3.6 sec.
0-60mph 10.0 sec.
1/4 Mile 17.7 sec.
MPH at End of 1/4 Mile 80 Passing (46-65) 6.8 sec.



clarkma5
Trolling for a unanimous MJU, are ya? biggrin.gif

Yeah, I have to say this is Michael Jackson Uncool. I mean, a Metro has to be the most uncool car ever...except for this. This has all the credentials of the Metro, but it just has a broader reach...beyond just trying to be transportation, and moving to the realm of trying to be FUN and SPORTY and, guess what? It FAILS!

I don't think there's any line of cool-wall reasoning that makes this car above uncool.
porschedream
laugh.gif yeah i wanted to see peoples opinions on my most hated sports car.
DakianDelomast
What! You guys suck!!

Isuzu Impulse engine and drivetrain bolts into this car!

Well maybe not bolts but it fits in there damnit!
Phix
sick.gif

Some guy owns this nasty bright purple one on my street. I hate him whoever he is for owning one. Ugh.
jbzonda
wot a piece of crap.
soarer
looks like a gay on wheels
Fox
130HP .. thats higher than i would expect.. Most honda's dyno below that
McKhaos
On a scale of 1 to 10 , I'd give it a defenate CRAP .
porschedream
Wat ever happened to Geo? I think it was a sub-company of Chevrolet huh.gif Did they go bankrupt?
McKhaos
QUOTE(porschedream @ Mar 28 2005, 06:09 PM)
Wat ever happened to Geo? I think it was a sub-company of Chevrolet huh.gif Did they go bankrupt?

The same thing that happened to Oldsmobile .
Raven
The rear is ok, but the front - yuck! sick.gif

The enigine - 1,6 l - is too small and only 160 HP. thumbs_down.gif
PandaBeat
Have you seen the video of one of this smoking a Firebird WS6?
Raven
QUOTE(PandaBeat @ Mar 28 2005, 12:27 PM)
Have you seen the video of one of this smoking a Firebird WS6?

Who are you asking? huh.gif

Me? If so, no.
R. Waters
I'd love to drive one on a dirt road

It gets a cool vote for me cause it's cheap and seemingly fun to trash around
PandaBeat
QUOTE(Raven @ Mar 28 2005, 12:36 PM)
Who are you asking? huh.gif

Me? If so, no.

everybody
moe89
disgusting
Raziel
That thing looks like a Mazda 323f, only worse... seriously uncool thumbs_down.gif
snakefood
QUOTE(McKhaos @ Mar 28 2005, 05:05 PM)
On a scale of 1 to 10 , I'd give it a defenate CRAP .

i think its looks more than crap!

from another planet, what an awesome car! is it a car?
this cant be true!!!!
Mr b00st
bleh.

now, an impulse RS drivetrain swap would make this interesting.
Cyclone
If I had a choice between cutting off my dick or driving this car, i'd be changing my name to Donna.
DZ302
no....just no
moe
I've seen ones that didn't look THAT bad...
Flaw
QUOTE(moethepaki @ Feb 26 2006, 11:23 PM) *
I've seen ones that didn't look THAT bad...

No you haven't, take that back. Taaaaake it!! laugh.gif
stig259
WHAT THE SMEG? IT REMINDS OF ALBINO MOUSE DROPPINGS...
no offense to the mouse... tongue.gif
Mr b00st
QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Mar 28 2005, 12:45 AM) *
What! You guys suck!!

Isuzu Impulse engine and drivetrain bolts into this car!

Well maybe not bolts but it fits in there damnit!


yes but why not just have an Impulse? 8,000,000x better looking/ less gay.

it's a GEO.
trail_boss2
We used the extrication tools to cut one up at the fire academy. After it was chop sueyed we set it on fire, probably 70% of the body melted because it was plastic.
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