So do you like to pinch up the toilet paper then wipe it or do you like it lay it out against your palm and then wipe?

Or do you use some sort of custom technique?

Custom double fold for added padding and absorption.

lol @ folders

Bidet FTMFW!

i keep a team ferrari F1 cap next to the john so i dont have to waste all that money on toilet paper. the suede is just right.

Ah, how interesting. I usually keep a full size GTI in my shitter to wipe my ass. Alas, it seems to be perpetually covered in and full of shit and usually puts me to sleep just thinking about it.

wow, you have a giant ass! granted, its a small car, but damn...

Phix, you made this thread just for this, didn't you?

Folding. In this case, less is more.

Hosing your ass with water is better than a Team Ferrari F1 cap or a GTI.

haha, probably not, but i just cant resist pushing his buttons.

Not an R32? Not ME?

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Absorption? What are you absorbing?

Never had a wet shit before?

Custom for me! I use so much tp that I have to pinch it but the surface area of the tp on my bum is much more than the area of my palm lol

Custom, wrap the whole hand with 4-5 layers...

Custom.. dependent on the consistency of the fecal mater being removed and the quality of the toilet paper.

I way overuse. I go with a multifold technique that seems to burn through tp too fast. I need to switch strategies.

Garden hoe.