Trolling for a unanimous MJU, are ya?

Yeah, I have to say this is Michael Jackson Uncool. I mean, a Metro has to be the most uncool car ever...except for this. This has all the credentials of the Metro, but it just has a broader reach...beyond just trying to be transportation, and moving to the realm of trying to be FUN and SPORTY and, guess what? It FAILS!
I don't think there's any line of cool-wall reasoning that makes this car above uncool.