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clarkma5
post Oct 23 2006, 07:34 PM
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<Ben> im canadian tongue.gif
<leif> which province?
<Ben> ontario
<leif> I hear all canadians are handsome
<leif> and brilliant
<clarkma5> shut up leif
<Ben> leif shut up
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post Oct 24 2006, 04:04 PM
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Mmmm that feels nice.
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QUOTE(FlawlesStyle @ Oct 9 2006, 08:27 PM) *
That reminds me, today at Grainger (uiuc's engineering library) I saw this ad:

(I googled for the image since I didn't think to take a pic myself)

So yes, just give it a while skr, and you won't go broke due to food costs xD



lol that ad is funny because the only way I'd eat McDonald's is if I didn't pay for it/got it for free tongue.gif

QUOTE(leif @ Oct 19 2006, 05:45 PM) *
how did I come up in all of this...I love black people!


Yah when they're washing your car or flipping your burgers you racist biggot! tongue.gif jk
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skr
post Oct 25 2006, 01:07 PM
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[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr|Work
[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr
[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr
[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr
[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr
[13:22] <skr|Work> ?
[13:22] <skr|Work> ah
[13:22] <skr|Work> hmm
[13:22] <skr|Work> this old guy
[13:23] <skr|Work> got an external dvd burner for his comp
[13:23] <skr|Work> his old comp
[13:23] <skr|Work> and couldn't get it to work
[13:23] <skr|Work> he flipped through his dvds he wanted to try
[13:23] <skr|Work> and named em off
[13:23] <skr|Work> saying shit like
[13:24] <skr|Work> "Live Nude Girls... hmm.. how about Barely Legal sluts.. or.. Girls gone wild"
[13:24] <skr|Work> then he randomly starts lecturing me about what to do when i'm ready to make love to a woman
[13:25] <Cyc|Laptop> did anyone ever call and just fart into the phone?
[13:25] <skr|Work> lol
[13:25] <bitrix> hahaha
[13:25] <skr|Work> was that you?
[13:26] <Cyc|Laptop> NO!
[13:26] <skr|Work> lies
[13:26] <Cyc|Laptop> hahhaa
[13:26] <skr|Work> i heard some ruffling, then a weird noise, then they hung up
[13:26] <skr|Work> lol
[13:26] <Cyc|Laptop> musta been that old guy
[13:26] <skr|Work> but i wasn't sure what that was
[13:27] <skr|Work> lies
[13:27] <skr|Work> that was YOU
[13:27] <skr|Work> kik
[13:27] <skr|Work> lol
[13:27] <Cyc|Laptop> Yah
[13:28] <Cyc|Laptop> i almost shat myself on that one
[13:28] <skr|Work> LOL
[13:28] <bitrix> rofl
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z0ne
post Oct 25 2006, 01:52 PM
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laugh.gif How'd you get his work number?
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skr
post Oct 25 2006, 02:48 PM
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[15:46] <leif> ya...duke is like john candy
[15:46] <leif> but brown
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porschedream
post Oct 25 2006, 03:25 PM
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I'm not able to access the chat network anymore. I had to reboot my computer and after installing Java, i'm still getting a red X. Anyone know why?
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clarkma5
post Oct 25 2006, 10:15 PM
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<PBB> yeah, it's medically impossible to urinate and ejaculate at the same time
<ShinRa> hmmmm
<ShinRa> that sounds like a challenge
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eighteenseconds
post Oct 27 2006, 06:06 PM
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im on ur forum. replyin to ur postz.
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QUOTE(porschedream @ Oct 25 2006, 04:25 PM) *
I'm not able to access the chat network anymore. I had to reboot my computer and after installing Java, i'm still getting a red X. Anyone know why?


i reccommend the irc. it's a good thing.
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clarkma5
post Oct 28 2006, 12:30 PM
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<clarkma5> I woke up and my penis was missing again...this happens all the time, it's detachable.
<eighteenseconds> as long as you didn't find it in your ass.
<clarkma5> no, I found it laying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. The guy wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17.
<fiber_optic> GD detachable dick?!
<fiber_optic> i thought of interchangable testicles in high school
<clarkma5> O_o
<fiber_optic> small ones for riding a bike
<fiber_optic> and large ones for beach action
<clarkma5> it's just a song
<clarkma5> King Missile - Detachable Penis
<fiber_optic> uh
<fiber_optic> we are now talking about steak
<clarkma5> hahahaha
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post Oct 28 2006, 12:32 PM
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*Shudders*
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post Nov 1 2006, 02:54 PM
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<mtp> losing my virginity is one thing to my parents...getting a girl pregnant is something eles entirely
<Phix> you lost your virginity to your parents?
<mtp> ah
<mtp> crap

mtp = moethepaki
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post Nov 1 2006, 03:11 PM
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[15:09] <phix> I could use something like that XD
[15:09] <phix> leif, introduce me.
[15:10] <leif> to sex?
[15:10] <leif> no phix...im not doing that
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post Nov 1 2006, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE(Phix @ Nov 2 2006, 01:54 AM) *
<mtp> losing my virginity is one thing to my parents...getting a girl pregnant is something eles entirely
<Phix> you lost your virginity to your parents?
<mtp> ah
<mtp> crap

mtp = moethepaki


I hate you. die.gif
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post Nov 1 2006, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE(Phix @ Nov 1 2006, 05:54 PM) *
<mtp> losing my virginity is one thing to my parents...getting a girl pregnant is something eles entirely
<Phix> you lost your virginity to your parents?
<mtp> ah
<mtp> crap

mtp = moethepaki

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post Nov 1 2006, 06:48 PM
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<HarryKim> didnt use fabric softener now my clothes feel like sandpaper
<leif> sissy
<PBB> pansy
<Phix> pussy
<HarryKim> fuck yall
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post Nov 2 2006, 04:36 PM
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[16:34] <goota> here, some vagina
[16:34] <clarkma5> joey ewww X.gif
[16:34] <mtp> my vagina wins
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post Nov 2 2006, 08:17 PM
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[19:57] <phix> GIVE ME YOUR EXIGE OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR LEGS AND FUCK YOU THROUGH YOUR STUMPS
[19:57] <eighteenseconds> i only have an elise
[19:57] <eighteenseconds> oh snapz
[19:57] <phix> Oh snapz indeed.
[19:57] <phix> oh snapz YOUR LEGS
[19:57] <phix> that was terrible
[19:57] <phix> i apolgiize
[19:57] <eighteenseconds> its ok. i will probably crash and snapz my own legs anyways
[19:57] <phix> don't say such awful things
[19:58] <phix> imaging a wrecked elise brings a tear to my eye. sad.gif
[19:58] <phix> go crash and die in a cavalier or something
[19:58] <eighteenseconds> haha
[19:58] <eighteenseconds> yea hits pretty much impossible to crash anyways
[19:58] <eighteenseconds> unless you suck
[19:58] <phix> I really can't see someone buying an Elise as a ... statement.
[19:58] <phix> I mean... it IS pretty small.
[19:58] <phix> And people with small dicks like big things.
[19:59] <phix> I imagine eighteen seconds is the average time it takes for you to get a full hard-on since your penis is so huge and it takes such a long time for it to fully fill up with blood
[19:59] <eighteenseconds> yeah it would be utterly pointless if it wasnt fun to drive
[19:59] <eighteenseconds> D:
[19:59] <phix> Did that last comment totally weird you out?
[19:59] <phix> :o
[19:59] <eighteenseconds> yes.
[19:59] <eighteenseconds> but i'm used to it
[19:59] <phix> Don't worry. I'm scared too....
[20:00] <phix> How? You've only beein in the chat for a few days?
[20:00] <eighteenseconds> i've been in many chats
[20:00] <phix> As perverted/demented/unfocused as DS?
[20:00] <eighteenseconds> and the things my friends discuss are far, far worse
[20:00] <phix> Oh, you've only touched the tip of the iceberg here.
[20:01] <phix> Or as we like to refer to it... the tip of the penis
[20:01] <eighteenseconds> like sewing back on severed and half-chewed and microwaved penises that look like shressed roast beef, (thinly sliced) and proceeding to have sex using it
[20:01] <phix> Your journey down the shaft will be a long one filled with excrement, beatiality, furries, and clarkma5.
[20:01] <eighteenseconds> shredded.
[20:01] <phix> That's not disgusting because it's impossible.
[20:01] <skr> you know
[20:02] <skr> phix, you're the only element to the perversion/dementia/unfocusness
[20:02] <phix> Cutting off your dick then getting antoher guy to fuck you in the hole/stump where your dick was while driving his sharp nails into your nutsack until one of your testicles bursts and/or pops out and biting his nose until it totally breaks off in a mass orgy of cartilige and semen
[20:02] <phix> now THAT'S disturbing
[20:03] <skr> what's more disturbing is that that whole statement went through your mind while typing it
[20:03] <eighteenseconds> or, skinning a man alive, then sewing the skin back togethe rso it's like a an empty skin husk, then filling the husk with shit and fucking it so the shit sprays out of the mouth, into the skinned man's mouth.
[20:04] <skr> oo
[20:04] <skr> i feel a battle coming on
[20:04] <phix> If it's a fight you want
[20:04] <phix> it's a fight you'll get
[20:04] <phix> skr, get the quote machine ready
[20:04] <phix> give me a few minutes
[20:04] <skr> lol
[20:04] <skr> gotta gather your thoughts?
[20:04] <phix> i'm still laughing at that
[20:04] <skr> ahaha
[20:05] <phix> i'm actually picturing it in my head
[20:05] <phix> and i'm lol'ing
[20:05] <skr> HAHAHA
[20:05] <eighteenseconds> yeah, cuz the shit-man0husk would be all plump like the michelin man
[20:05] <eighteenseconds> wtf i cant type
[20:06] <phix> ...man... i don't think i can top that one
[20:06] <phix> A shit-filled skin husk.
[20:06] <phix> That's fucking brilliant.
[20:06] <skr> eighteenseconds: I sure hope you're not as virgin-ly canadian as phix is.
[20:07] <eighteenseconds> like new to canada, or a virgin in canada
[20:07] <skr> which is the latter?
[20:07] <phix> How about cutting open a guys throat, sticking your dick in it and pissing up his esophagus so it comes out the dead guys mouth straight into another guys mouth...
[20:07] <phix> skr, grade me.
[20:07] <phix> How'd I do?
[20:07] <skr> i think i've seen worse
[20:07] <skr> from youo
[20:07] <phix> lol
[20:07] <skr> you*
[20:07] <eighteenseconds> he'd have to be french kissing the guy with the slit throat
[20:08] <eighteenseconds> so thats another level
[20:08] <skr> ah see
[20:08] <phix> i won't lie. i'm still laughing at the Shitelin Man.
[20:08] <skr> i think 18s is just 1 step ahead of you in the thought process
[20:09] <eighteenseconds> lol shitelin man
[20:09] <phix> How about having some guy fuck you with a PVC tube full of razor blades in the ass while you stick your dick into a meat grinder which pumps out the shredded dickmeat straight into another guys mouth who shits it out through a tube which leads into another guys ass
[20:10] <phix> Yeah, see... my brain is scrambled.
[20:10] <eighteenseconds> the guy would have to shit instantly
[20:10] <phix> yeah
[20:10] <phix> uh
[20:10] <skr> LOL
[20:10] <phix> we'll say he had his intestines removed
[20:10] <phix> ...so he could eat them.
[20:10] <phix> In a shit souffle.
[20:10] <eighteenseconds> or he's just been eating this shredded dickmeat for hours beforehand
[20:11] <skr> that was actually a pretty valiant effort phix
[20:11] <skr> but 18s is right
[20:12] <phix> Alright, eighteen.
[20:12] <phix> You won the battle.
[20:12] <eighteenseconds> ok ok, what if you tied a supertight elastic band around a dude's prolapsed anus, so it's full-on sticking out and glistening with purple anusblood, pulsing through the thousands of little veins, like an ulttratight shitstained anal innertube, and you grabbed it and stuffed it into your own ass and then clenched until it burst inside of your colon, then you shit the bloody shit explosion contents into the guy's mouth, and he chugs
[20:12] <eighteenseconds> a college kid
[20:13] <phix> Dude
[20:13] <phix> That even disturbed me.
[20:13] <eighteenseconds> hahaha
[20:13] <phix> I am lol'ing though
[20:13] <skr> he chugs a college kid?
[20:13] <eighteenseconds> like
[20:13] <eighteenseconds> i think the max word limit cut it off
[20:13] <skr> ah
[20:13] <skr> yeah..
[20:13] <skr> but nonetheless
[20:14] <skr> that was quite a knockout punch
[20:14] <goota> fuck i thought me just dressing as hard gay made me gay
[20:14] <goota> but you guys are on another level
[20:14] <eighteenseconds> anyways, now i shall proceed to go and eat my chicken parmesan subway sandwich
[20:14] <phix> Mmm. Toasted?
[20:14] <eighteenseconds> i dunno, my gf bought it
[20:14] <phix> Whoa.
[20:14] <phix> You have a g/f.
[20:14] <eighteenseconds> so probably untoasted and half eaten
[20:15] <phix> skr, this guy says more disturbing things than I do and he has a g/f....
[20:15] <phix> that gives me so much hope biggrin.gif
[20:15] <phix> eighteenseconds, you've enlightenened me. but our next meeting won't be so one-sided.
[20:15] <phix> This is only the beginning of the Shitcasades.
[20:16] <eighteenseconds> i look forward to our next magical journey
[20:16] <eighteenseconds> Gone:[i swear to got i am not fucking a shitelin man][8:17:06 pm]
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post Nov 2 2006, 08:47 PM
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I felt shitty about staying at work late until I saw what you guys discussed while I was gone.
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post Nov 3 2006, 04:34 AM
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Ok forum, we have to buy phix a stripper and record the aftermath.
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post Nov 3 2006, 05:04 AM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...and so on.
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