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> I reached an epiphany in the shower!, Clark has finally lost it
clarkma5
post Apr 1 2006, 12:25 AM
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Yes, I noticed for the first time that feet are weird.

Seriously, touch your feet. You FEEL it but it doesn't feel like a part of your own body somehow. Also, they are structured, weighted, proportioned, etc. in such a way that makes them feel totally different from any other part of your body.

So yes, that is all. No I am not on any sort of ming-altering substances, except perhaps boredom.
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post Apr 1 2006, 12:28 AM
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hold on, lemme check.


....yep. they still feel like part of my body
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post Apr 1 2006, 12:44 AM
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ahaha you made the thread.
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post Apr 1 2006, 05:14 AM
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Mmmm that feels nice.
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Wtf drugs are you on?
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post Apr 1 2006, 08:31 AM
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QUOTE(Cyclone @ Apr 1 2006, 08:14 AM) *
Wtf drugs are you on?

None, probably. That's the scary part X.gif

btw, fagma, you've officially lost your mind. Chronic masturbation has killt j00r brain cellz!!
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post Apr 1 2006, 09:11 AM
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^i thought he was talking about masterbation when he mentioned "an epiphany in the shower"
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post Apr 1 2006, 09:34 AM
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QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Apr 1 2006, 03:25 AM) *
No I am not on any sort of ming-altering substances, except perhaps boredom.


are you suuuuuuure? feet were the subject of an interesting discussion between me and porsche944 while our brains were digesting a healthy dose of fungus. only at that point did they legitimately feel like they weren't part of the rest of our bodys'. although i spent more time contemplating my hands than any other body part. they were MASSIVE!
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post Apr 1 2006, 02:42 PM
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I can't feel my feet because I'm diabetic. I can't see my feet because I'm a lardass. The two go hand in hand.

FWIW... I haven't seen my pecker since 1974.

TMI?
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post Apr 1 2006, 02:45 PM
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funny story, i was discussing with a friend of mine how people in the south tend to be bigger than in the northern parts of the states. and, on a related topic, i said, if i ever get fat; the second i can't see my cock is when i'll kill myself. yep ..
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post Apr 1 2006, 02:48 PM
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It's called having your feet fall asleep. Now I must go before my heart does the same.
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post Apr 1 2006, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE(green73ta @ Apr 1 2006, 05:42 PM) *
I can't feel my feet because I'm diabetic. I can't see my feet because I'm a lardass. The two go hand in hand.

FWIW... I haven't seen my pecker since 1974.

TMI?


Woah.
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post Apr 1 2006, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE(green73ta @ Apr 1 2006, 05:42 PM) *
FWIW... I haven't seen my pecker since 1974.


Have you filed a missing person's report? canadian.gif
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post Apr 1 2006, 05:27 PM
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oh.gif

That's just weird Clark, now I'm all obsessing over my feetsies.
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post Apr 1 2006, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE(PBB @ Apr 1 2006, 08:27 PM) *
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That's just weird Clark, now I'm all obsessing over my feetsies.


Yah me too.... Fucking asshole >:|

Also another thing I obsess about now is how I insert my key into the ignition. Clarkma pointed out how I had the empty blank whatever spot of my key facing up in my interior pics. He said he always has the solid part (Red panic button) facing up. Every since he said that I've been obsessing over how I insert the key. >:o
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post Apr 1 2006, 08:21 PM
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as odd as this is i know what you mean my feet are like not my feet but they are but when ifeel them it feel them but i dont feel them lyke omg1!
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post Apr 1 2006, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE(z0ne @ Apr 1 2006, 04:45 PM) *
funny story, i was discussing with a friend of mine how people in the south tend to be bigger than in the northern parts of the states.
There's a simple explanation. In the north it gets very cold at winter and stays that way a long time. If you don't move you'll die. In the south it's warm all winter and too hot for humans in the summer. If you move you'll die.


QUOTE(Keitero-sama @ Apr 1 2006, 06:22 PM) *
Have you filed a missing person's report? canadian.gif
Don't worry... just because I haven't seen it in a while doesn't mean it's not there. The Angry Inch is just fine, thank you.
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post Apr 2 2006, 09:53 AM
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That's so discusting I don't want to have lunch today.
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post Apr 2 2006, 12:29 PM
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Hmmm, i dunno they seem to be a part of my own body to me, but maybe i'm just weird tongue.gif
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