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Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 4 2004, 09:05 PM

I thought it would be good fun to start a thread like this.

Find something that a member posted to be amusing or memorable ? Quote them here.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 4 2004, 09:06 PM

I'll get things started ...

QUOTE(PowerByBrower @ May 27 2004, 09:19 PM)
I did it 13 times today and 11 times yesterday.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 4 2004, 09:12 PM

QUOTE(porsche944 @ May 28 2004, 12:58 AM)
i play the nonhomosexual wooden oboe musical instrument

Posted by: RedLine Jun 4 2004, 09:19 PM

PBP makes me a laugh a lot, he'd have a lot of good quotes.

Mine might be my Speed Bump fetish.

Posted by: PBB Jun 4 2004, 09:29 PM

smile.gif

The only rule is that someone can't quote themselves or a non-member.
Anything else goes.

Posted by: PBB Jun 4 2004, 09:31 PM

QUOTE(Gonzo0903 @ Jun 2 2004, 10:55 PM)
Flowmaster Cat back exhaust: ummmm right! The closest thing to a cat back exhaust was when he ran over his neighbor's cat!

laugh.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 4 2004, 10:30 PM

QUOTE(PowerByBrower @ Jun 5 2004, 01:59 AM)
You, Sir, can tongue bathe my butt fur.

Posted by: dennis Jun 5 2004, 03:08 AM

QUOTE(Diesel @ May 31 2004, 01:46 PM)
HRE 540R's. oh hell yes i would literally have sex with that.


O_o

Posted by: DakianDelomast Jun 5 2004, 10:38 AM

Whoever described F1 as automotive masturbation.

Posted by: Zlover07 Jun 5 2004, 01:56 PM

Haha, yah I definitely agree with dakian laugh.gif

Posted by: fgk42 Jun 5 2004, 02:19 PM

QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Jun 5 2004, 02:37 PM)
Whoever described F1 as automotive masturbation.

I think PBB.

Posted by: White RSX Jun 5 2004, 03:20 PM

"Pelt my ass with tangerines!"

PBB

Posted by: PBB Jun 5 2004, 03:49 PM

QUOTE(PowerByBrower @ Mar 10 2004, 08:39 PM)
I consider Formula 1 to be the pinnacle of technological masturbation: takes lots of time and effort and feels great for the teams when it's over, but what does it do for anyone else??

biggrin.gif

Posted by: DakianDelomast Jun 5 2004, 04:23 PM

Ok PBB just owns this thread.

Posted by: fiber optic Jun 5 2004, 05:25 PM

"This looks like fun/death"
-Diesel

Posted by: PBB Jun 5 2004, 05:52 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Jun 5 2004, 12:43 AM)
[About the possibility of aliens and abductions]
Everyone's a non-believer .... until they get gang-probed.  wink.gif

Posted by: Viper007Bond Jun 5 2004, 07:47 PM

WTF is PBB?

Posted by: clarkma5 Jun 5 2004, 07:47 PM

PowerByBrower = PBB.

Posted by: White RSX Jun 5 2004, 07:49 PM

And this is a Brower


Posted by: PBB Jun 5 2004, 07:54 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Jun 5 2004, 10:49 PM)
And this is a Brower

[IMG]http://type181registry.com/Gallery/Resources/Brower.jpg[IMG]

tard.gif Isn't that a Thing?

Posted by: White RSX Jun 5 2004, 08:04 PM

VW Thing Type 181, must be owned by a Brower.

Posted by: PBB Jun 5 2004, 08:12 PM

QUOTE(Viper007Bond @ Jun 5 2004, 10:46 PM)
WTF is PBB?

Polybromated Biphenyl
Duh! tongue.gif

Posted by: Gonzo0903 Jun 6 2004, 07:56 AM

QUOTE(Viper007Bond @ Jun 5 2004, 07:46 PM)
WTF is PBB?

Peanut Butter and Banana sandwich! yum!

Posted by: Viper007Bond Jun 6 2004, 12:50 PM

I'm lost and calling the funny farm on all of you...

Posted by: PBB Jun 7 2004, 11:48 AM

QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Jun 7 2004, 12:26 AM)
And a notice to all you sportbike retards.  THE HAYABUSA ISN'T THE END ALL BE ALL.  Think of it as the desert eagle of motorcycles.

*giggle*

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 7 2004, 07:27 PM

QUOTE(Black RSX @ May 26 2004, 10:56 AM)
Once you go hatch... you don't go back!!  biggrin.gif


(in reference to driving a hatchback)

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 7 2004, 07:30 PM

QUOTE(dennis @ May 24 2004, 08:18 AM)
Save our children. Ban Escalades and Spinners. biggrin.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 8 2004, 11:54 AM

QUOTE(bankieWRX @ Jun 8 2004, 02:32 PM)
id trade it for sex with your mother.

Posted by: Dario Jun 8 2004, 08:09 PM

QUOTE
This sentence no verb.


-From Clark's Signature -my favorite...

Posted by: clarkma5 Jun 8 2004, 08:10 PM

Yay smile.gif

Posted by: clarkma5 Jun 8 2004, 09:27 PM

QUOTE(RedLine @ Jun 8 2004, 09:04 PM)
I love insider jokes in forums. Every forum has one, this is our first.


laugh.gif

Posted by: crimsonkarter21 Jun 9 2004, 11:10 AM

I totally own the Hall of Fame in my other forum.... hell yes!!!!

Posted by: porsche944 Jun 9 2004, 12:35 PM

is the inside joke one in reference to Umberto?

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 9 2004, 12:59 PM

QUOTE(NorthPoint @ Mar 15 2004, 12:13 PM)
Look at her face, "Uhm, like I think I had a thought, like weird, like I think I thought something, like and it like hurt, but like it went away, and like I'm ok now. Hey, like look at the pretty lights."

Posted by: PBB Jun 9 2004, 06:23 PM

QUOTE(crimsonkarter21 @ Jun 9 2004, 02:10 PM)
I totally own the Hall of Fame in my other forum.... hell yes!!!!



tongue.gif

Posted by: Mr b00st Jun 9 2004, 09:43 PM

CK that entire hall of fame is YOUR qoutes!!

Posted by: Mr b00st Jun 9 2004, 09:51 PM

QUOTE
"high performance stainless steel 15" rims " - yeah, maybe on a forklift.


-Keitero Sama

Posted by: Cyclone Jun 9 2004, 10:08 PM

QUOTE(FaLLoN)
COOOLLLL!!!!!1111

Posted by: fallon Jun 10 2004, 10:01 AM

*bows*

Posted by: White RSX Jun 10 2004, 10:06 AM

QUOTE(White RSX)
in the 80's people thought robots would be saving lives

in the 90's people thought robots would be controlling everything

now, they dance. rolleyes.gif

Posted by: BankieVR6 Jun 10 2004, 07:16 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Jun 10 2004, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(White RSX)
in the 80's people thought robots would be saving lives

in the 90's people thought robots would be controlling everything

now, they dance. rolleyes.gif

hahahaha, that was so good. just in time for me to need to update my sig! thanks!

Posted by: White RSX Jun 10 2004, 07:17 PM

cool.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 10 2004, 10:02 PM

QUOTE(bankieWRX @ Jun 11 2004, 01:00 AM)
i dunno if my mom was ever hot.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 11 2004, 03:24 PM

QUOTE(simmouk @ Jun 11 2004, 12:02 PM)
If only my computer wasnt so fucked I'd come on her a lot more, lol.

Posted by: Mr b00st Jun 12 2004, 04:28 PM

hahahaha... think he meant "here"?

Posted by: PBB Jun 16 2004, 05:46 PM

QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Jun 16 2004, 12:06 PM)
Bush is a mediocre president trapped in extraordinary times.

Truth.

Posted by: Mr b00st Jun 16 2004, 07:44 PM

QUOTE
man, if that was a chick, I'd bang her so hard so long....


CK21 on a twin turbo 427SBC with ~1200~bph

Posted by: Diesel Jun 16 2004, 08:39 PM

i think we can unpin this topic now.

Posted by: DakianDelomast Jun 16 2004, 08:45 PM

Yeah you know the topic's gone downhill whenever I get a quote.

Posted by: crimsonkarter21 Jun 18 2004, 07:01 PM

plugging time!!!
http://www.just-cars.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=63&st=0
look at the last ~3 pages, hell look at it all!!!

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jul 11 2004, 05:55 PM

QUOTE(crimsonkarter21 @ Jun 18 2004, 11:20 PM)
Hilton is as built as an 11yr-old vegetarian boy...

Posted by: DRIV3R Jul 12 2004, 04:32 AM

PBB

QUOTE
Ok, but I'm at least an entertaining bitch. tongue.gif


thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: DRIV3R Jul 12 2004, 04:34 AM

PBB

QUOTE
I'm a complete fanboy!!!
Of Nutella!!! biggrin.gif



So who else loves this chocolately hazelnutty yummyness??
cool.gif


thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: DRIV3R Jul 12 2004, 04:38 AM

PBB

QUOTE
Take 2 and call me in the morning, bitch.



thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: DRIV3R Jul 12 2004, 04:43 AM

QUOTE
QUOTE
By MaleficZ:
Haha, speaking of fun things to do. Get a new balloon of helium. Breath it. Three good intakes would work well. Its fun!

By PBB:
hehehe
"Brent, I promise, I won't make a complete ass of myself at your wedding."
tongue.gif


thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: DRIV3R Jul 12 2004, 04:45 AM

PBB

QUOTE
Com' on! All other creamy snackfoods are low quality crap that'll make you sick and tastes like a gym locker. tongue.gif

nutella for life, Bizzotchez!!!! biggrin.gif


thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jul 12 2004, 02:03 PM

PBB

QUOTE
I'm a complete fanboy!!!
Of Nutella!!! biggrin.gif



So who else loves this chocolately hazelnutty yummyness??
cool.gif


Judging by the hair, it looks like that kid has been sitting a little too close to the TV.

Rumor : this is an actual pic of PBB. Yup. It's true, He's officially our youngest member. wink.gif

Posted by: PBB Jul 12 2004, 07:27 PM

Oh damn! My secret's out, I really do eat nutella plain with a spoon. tongue.gif

And, uh, Driv3r, I don't think those are Dieselstation posts. *wink*

Posted by: Renesis Jul 12 2004, 07:53 PM

QUOTE(Cyclone @ Jul 12 2004, 11:50 PM)
rjophobia - The fear of stupid internet users posting worthless crap and reposts.

Posted by: DRIV3R Jul 14 2004, 09:03 AM

QUOTE(PowerByBrower @ Jul 12 2004, 07:27 PM)
Oh damn! My secret's out, I really do eat nutella plain with a spoon. tongue.gif

And, uh, Driv3r, I don't think those are Dieselstation posts. *wink*

i dont think thats a problem whistle.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jul 16 2004, 12:23 PM

QUOTE(fiber optic @ Jul 15 2004, 09:54 PM)
My windows are tinted to make it difficult to see me while I pick my nose.

Posted by: Mr b00st Jul 16 2004, 08:04 PM

that's exactly how dark windows SHOULD be tinted! so you can dig for gold in comfort!

Posted by: fiber optic Jul 17 2004, 08:51 AM

Har har I got quoted. What are these forums coming to?

Posted by: trail_boss2 Aug 4 2004, 08:03 PM

QUOTE
English! We speak that here.

You're either foreign or retarded, please fix the situation.

-Jesse

This one made me laugh.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 21 2004, 03:42 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Aug 21 2004, 07:12 PM)
QUOTE(A32 @ Aug 21 2004, 07:10 PM)
laugh.gif
I tought you guys a word!  woot.gif


Taught.

Posted by: White RSX Aug 21 2004, 04:02 PM

Hey!

I said that!

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 21 2004, 04:57 PM

I fixed it. I had to double quote.

Posted by: White RSX Aug 21 2004, 04:58 PM

thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 21 2004, 05:06 PM

I'm thinking of pinning this thread in Off Topic and renaming it to DS Forum Hall of Fame.

What do you guys think ?

Posted by: Dylan Aug 21 2004, 05:07 PM

Fine with me. Sounds like a good idea.

Posted by: PBB Aug 21 2004, 05:27 PM

I like having my name in the title. wink.gif

Fine. keke

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 24 2004, 01:24 PM

QUOTE(NorthPoint @ Aug 24 2004, 03:29 PM)
Hey RJ, I know you probably love her a lot but I think I speak for everyone here when I say that we really really don't want to see pictures of your girlfriend ever again.  freaked.gif

Posted by: PBB Aug 24 2004, 08:58 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Aug 24 2004, 11:54 PM)
No, I'm always an evil bastard, I like to call it deconstructive criticism.

"If the foundation sucks, why build from it?"

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 28 2004, 07:17 PM



QUOTE(KonohaNin @ Aug 27 2004, 06:16 PM)
No, she was not hitting on you.. You were just drunk.   laugh.gif

Posted by: PBB Aug 31 2004, 01:48 PM

QUOTE(Viper007Bond @ Dec 14 2003, 04:26 AM)
Those are f'ing huge nipples...

QUOTE(gisteren @ Dec 14 2003, 06:50 AM)
my god!!!
u could chew on those for days huh.gif

laugh.gif Found this gem from back in the days of nudity in the Babes Forum.

Posted by: Mellender17 Sep 4 2004, 12:16 PM

http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=5771

Most viewed DS thread ever I think! Speaks for itself...

Oh, and his car. Shit, I don't think I've ever pissed my pants laughing that hard before....

Posted by: White RSX Sep 4 2004, 12:17 PM

Thanks for a double post, we still don't care.

Posted by: Mellender17 Sep 4 2004, 12:28 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Sep 4 2004, 12:17 PM)
Thanks for a double post, we still don't care.

Whoops, sorry man. Anyway what's ure problem? And who is 'we?'

Posted by: White RSX Sep 4 2004, 12:31 PM

That's not a quote, it doesn't count.

Posted by: Mellender17 Sep 4 2004, 12:33 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Sep 4 2004, 12:31 PM)
That's not a quote, it doesn't count.

You know, maybe I just should'nt bother posting anything full stop? Big friggin deal if it isn't a quote, I only posted it cause I remebered it and though some people might enjoy reading it if they hadn't read it all ready?

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 6 2004, 03:45 PM

QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Sep 6 2004, 06:50 PM)
Heh ask SPDKILLZ  supposedly he was good enough with investments he got a Z06.

(He sold drugs)

Posted by: Mellender17 Sep 7 2004, 12:04 AM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Sep 6 2004, 03:45 PM)
QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Sep 6 2004, 06:50 PM)
Heh ask SPDKILLZ  supposedly he was good enough with investments he got a Z06.

(He sold drugs)

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: clarkma5 Sep 8 2004, 11:41 AM

QUOTE(Dylan @ Sep 8 2004, 08:13 AM)
Honestly, I've never seen a cat that's not fat.


That just cracked me up! laugh.gif

Posted by: Dylan Sep 8 2004, 12:08 PM

Ha, I got in!

Posted by: clarkma5 Sep 8 2004, 10:56 PM

QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Sep 8 2004, 09:40 PM)
As a honda owner I say go for the Celica.


tongue.gif

Posted by: DakianDelomast Sep 9 2004, 02:10 PM

QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Sep 9 2004, 01:56 AM)
tongue.gif

Its so true too tongue.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 13 2004, 03:06 PM

QUOTE(Renesis @ Sep 13 2004, 06:13 PM)
...make people happy and shit

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 13 2004, 03:09 PM

QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Sep 13 2004, 06:07 PM)
the angry knife-toting mexican in the backseat comes free of charge though!

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 13 2004, 06:35 PM

QUOTE(PBB @ Sep 13 2004, 08:08 PM)
For once, I wake up cursing my penis.

Posted by: PBB Sep 13 2004, 06:37 PM

laugh.gif Might want to put a little context with that one, Paulie. tongue.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 13 2004, 06:39 PM

QUOTE(PBB @ Sep 13 2004, 10:37 PM)
laugh.gif Might want to put a little context with that one, Paulie. tongue.gif

Nope. It's fine as-is. Keep 'em guessing.
wink.gif

Posted by: Mr b00st Sep 21 2004, 11:36 AM

QUOTE(Mellender17 @ Sep 4 2004, 03:28 PM)
Whoops, sorry man. Anyway what's ure problem? And who is 'we?'

"we" meaning "all of the moderators anal enough to care" meaning... "White RSX."

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 21 2004, 05:02 PM

Quote me dammit ! wink.gif

Posted by: White RSX Sep 21 2004, 06:25 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Sep 21 2004, 05:02 PM)
Quote me dammit ! wink.gif

Done.

Edit: Fuck you Mr. Bump.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 21 2004, 06:29 PM

hahaha biggrin.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 24 2004, 09:05 PM

QUOTE(fiber optic @ Sep 24 2004, 06:03 PM)
His wife has his balls in a box somewhere, I'm not sure he's ever seen them.

Posted by: White RSX Sep 25 2004, 06:02 AM

You need the rest of it Paulie!!

Posted by: clarkma5 Oct 13 2004, 06:54 PM

QUOTE(RedLine @ Oct 13 2004, 10:00 PM)
I have an older computer. My dad gets compressed air and blows out the dust inside the computer. Then he defrags the computer and it runs good.

Posted by: RJ 21 Oct 13 2004, 08:19 PM

Why is this un-stickied??

Posted by: dukenukem Oct 13 2004, 08:20 PM

the main contributor to the thread is AWOL.

Posted by: clarkma5 Oct 13 2004, 08:27 PM

Come back PBB...we miss yoooooooouuuuu sad.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 24 2004, 02:29 PM

QUOTE(RJ 21 @ Oct 24 2004, 05:20 PM)
You kind of said you suck your own balls...  tard.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 24 2004, 06:59 PM

QUOTE(dukenukem @ Oct 24 2004, 10:31 PM)
i lift weight all day ... its called hauling my fat ass around everywhere i go  tongue.gif

Posted by: dukenukem Oct 24 2004, 07:33 PM

FINALLY MADE IT !!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

Posted by: AgaBoogaBoo Oct 24 2004, 07:42 PM

lol, the line is pretty funny tongue.gif

I forgot all about this thread...

Posted by: RJ 21 Oct 25 2004, 04:06 PM

I made it!!! smile.gif Congrats to you too duke.

Posted by: nismo Oct 25 2004, 04:56 PM

PBB

QUOTE
I tried that panning thing a while ago.
It's harder than nipples on a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Posted by: Mellender17 Oct 26 2004, 02:54 AM

QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Oct 13 2004, 08:27 PM)
Come back PBB...we miss yoooooooouuuuu sad.gif

Yeah man! Where is PBB right now? He's not dead or anything is he? And he was making an animated Caterham avatar for me as well!!! sad.gif

Posted by: clarkma5 Oct 26 2004, 11:54 AM

QUOTE(Forrest @ Oct 26 2004, 12:38 PM)
Cats are more useful if we make them do things.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 28 2004, 11:58 AM

QUOTE(Goat @ Oct 28 2004, 03:49 PM)
its tight. and yeah i am white





*Note: Quotes taken out of context are always good for a laugh. wink.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 28 2004, 03:55 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Oct 25 2004, 10:48 PM)
Sorry boys, but "Ghetto fabulous" is not a motorsport.


QUOTE(McKhaos @ Oct 26 2004, 09:10 AM)
Give it time . I predict that in 10 years there will be a "Ghetto Fabulous Grand Prix" and "Keeping it real" will be an Olympic sport .  sad.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 28 2004, 04:22 PM

QUOTE(TrueSlideXL @ Oct 16 2004, 08:54 PM)
I took one click and all I can say is that it makes NOPI look like the Targa Florio.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 31 2004, 06:34 PM

QUOTE(AgaBooga @ Oct 31 2004, 12:10 AM)
Dakian once told me he thought his dad thinks he's gay

Posted by: PAULIE_D Nov 1 2004, 08:33 PM

QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Nov 1 2004, 11:21 PM)
Next time do the world a favor and throw yourself off the bridge.  I don't like the risk of your genes being spread around unless its a nice healthy paste on concrete.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Nov 4 2004, 07:10 AM

QUOTE(porschedream @ Nov 3 2004, 06:59 PM)
Can someone please take out those pictures, they make me want to throw up. I shit prettier than her!

Posted by: ZonDa Nov 4 2004, 08:26 AM

From Benny

QUOTE
holy shit a woman

Posted by: riobranden Nov 19 2004, 10:18 AM

"I don't think there's a market for a 230mph electric car. It's like writing a book about NASCAR."

-huge colin

Posted by: PAULIE_D Nov 20 2004, 01:30 PM

QUOTE(PBB @ Aug 3 2004 @ 12:51 AM )
Ahh yes but what about the "It really must be cold, I'm not smuggling TicTacs!" or "Look mommy! I can cut glass with my nipples!" votes?

Posted by: trail_boss2 Dec 6 2004, 10:55 PM

QUOTE
looks like a classic case of the game denying its own pitiful existance. ive seen similar reactions from valusoft titles.

Posted by: Diesel Dec 21 2004, 11:27 AM

i think this topic can be unpinned now.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Dec 26 2004, 07:14 PM

QUOTE(Ultra Kool Dude @ Dec 26 2004 @ 10:05 PM)
QUOTE(dukenukem @ Dec 26 2004, 06:58 PM)
*forwards it to every girl i know* laugh.gif

Mom and sister(s)? biggrin.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Dec 27 2004, 08:19 AM

QUOTE(NorthPoint @ Dec 27 2004, 10:04 AM)
I am pretty sure that if you own that boat you don't have to worry about getting a pussy to stroke.

Posted by: Benny Dec 27 2004, 11:54 AM

YUS !
i made it !

Posted by: Dylan Jan 6 2005, 06:31 AM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Jan 6 2005, 02:39 AM)
QUOTE(Cyclone @ Jan 5 2005, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Jan 4 2005, 10:27 PM)
Not sure if they do this in the States but here in Canada, Wal-Mart features their employees and their families in their weekly flyer. 

Who knows... Cyclone may have already modelled some Fruit of the Loom underwear at some point.

They do it here. I've modeled womens panties a few times wink.gif

I hope you shaved your bikini zone first.


QUOTE(tune @ Jan 6 2005, 06:20 AM)
Interesting motorsports you guys are interested in.

Posted by: clarkma5 Jan 7 2005, 05:34 PM

Referring to the street race thread:

QUOTE(White RSX @ Jan 7 2005, 06:30 PM)
I knew it was fake because Diesel doesn't have friends.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Feb 12 2005, 11:43 AM

Referring to Chinese manufacturer Chery, soon to be selling their vehicles in North America:

QUOTE(bing5500 @ Feb 11 2005, 09:21 PM)
I heard the trim levels for the Chery cars are going to be "never having sex again" and "now I'm totally gay"...

Posted by: PAULIE_D Feb 13 2005, 07:37 PM

Referring to erotic Valentine's day chocolates:

QUOTE(Phix @ Feb 13 2005, 10:35 PM)
it'd be so awkard to bite down onto a chocolate cock...

Posted by: White RSX Feb 13 2005, 07:52 PM

I think paulie just loves the cock. tard.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Feb 13 2005, 07:54 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Feb 13 2005, 10:52 PM)
I think paulie just loves the cock. tard.gif

Not true. I'm straight as a board over here, buddy.

Posted by: White RSX Feb 13 2005, 07:55 PM

Yeah well I see a few knots in your board right now tongue.gif

Posted by: Dylan Feb 20 2005, 03:40 PM

QUOTE(trail_boss2)
dakian if you ever in ohio ill take you to dinner and pay you $10.

Posted by: Mr b00st Feb 20 2005, 04:03 PM

hahahahahaha whoa.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Mar 1 2005, 03:24 PM

QUOTE(fallon @ Feb 9 2005, 03:53 PM)
I was distracted by the plethora of ass assaulting my vision.

Posted by: Mr b00st Apr 21 2005, 06:25 PM

QUOTE(Dweezil @ Apr 21 2005, 02:23 PM)
I FIRE KAMEHAMEHA LIGHTING BLAST AND SET YOU ON FIRE AND YOU DIE AND I WIN MITHRIL ARMOR OF SHANE'S WORLD VIDEO TORRENTS +4, +2 TO BONER, +15% TO UGLY RESISTANCE

Posted by: PAULIE_D Apr 29 2005, 10:09 PM

(on the topic of getting his tongue pierced)

QUOTE(Cyclone @ Apr 28 2005, 11:34 PM)
Well my idea was for the women.... I hear it feels good for them too   thumbs_up.gif


QUOTE(Fiend @ Apr 28 2005, 08:36 PM)
oh yeah right cyclone. i've seen the picture of you. the last time your face was between a woman legs was during birth.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Apr 29 2005, 10:10 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Apr 29 2005, 08:54 PM)
Cyclone just wants a rod and two balls in his mouth all the time.


(referring to Cyclone's desire to get his tongue pierced)

Posted by: PAULIE_D May 4 2005, 09:00 PM

QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ May 3 2005, 11:31 PM)
sometimes you wanna be as far away from girls as possible. theres just some things that only other guys can appreciate

Posted by: Autovisie May 11 2005, 07:31 AM

QUOTE( Mr b00st @ May 10 2005 @ 12:33 AM)
...don't you have something more productive to engage in? like sticking your dick in a hot oven?

Posted by: Mr b00st May 11 2005, 02:11 PM

...heh. i got qouted. that's a first!

Posted by: Autovisie May 12 2005, 05:41 AM

QUOTE(Mr b00st @ May 12 2005, 12:11 AM)
...heh. i got qouted. that's a first!

There's a first for everything wink.gif Like sticking your schlong in a hot oven laugh.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D May 18 2005, 07:44 PM

(on the topic of BAR_ZoNdA's pics of his girlfriend)

QUOTE(Fiend @ May 18 2005, 07:01 PM)
do something with fruit or something. it'll make her look tropical.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 3 2005, 08:00 PM

QUOTE (dondon @ Jun 3 2005, 10:43 PM)
My wife nagging me about the kitchen windows and fuk. Sleep?
No gonna go watch spice channel and wak off. May be do a crossword puzzle.


dondon's drunken rant post: http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=12309&st=0&#entry199687

Posted by: PHiX Jun 4 2005, 10:15 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Jun 3 2005, 08:12 PM)
Sorry AgaBooga but I think I have you beat!

I test drove a Ferrari Enzo today. Despite the fact that I was dressed in my wife beater, worn out flannel pants and a pair of flip-flops, I easily convinced the salesman that I was capable of purchasing this fine automobile by producing a roll of shiny new quarters from my pocket as well as an expired Blockbuster Video membership card.

During the test drive, I pushed the car to the absolute limit but to my amazement, the salesman who was accompanying me was giggling the whole time. I can only assume that he was high as a kite.

At the conclusion of my test drive, I proceeded to jump the Enzo off a 30 degree ramp (just like them Duke Boys used to do) and the car sustained about $300,000 damage. I calmed the salesman down by assuring him that it would "buff right out."

After I got back to the dealership, I proceeded to have wild monkey sex with the ultra-sexy 20-something year old receptionist chick.. the whole time the sales staff were cheering, "Good show sir! A mighty fine job."

As I left the dealership, the manager gave me a gift basket of fresh fruit, various cheeses and a bottle of Dom Perignon.

I turned to he manager, winked confidently and said "Right back at'cha!"

wink.gif


Paulie showing up Aga....

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 4 2005, 10:48 PM

^ Yay.. I got quoted. Thanks PHiX!

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 4 2005, 10:51 PM

QUOTE(dondon @ Jun 4 2005, 10:06 PM)
Wife: "Where the hell were you? You were supposed to pick the kids up from Gibsons and pick up some ribs for me? What about your daughters 8 dvds? When are you going to get them you jew bag?!"

Jon: "Yeah, I am naked, hard, and drunk."

Posted by: Autovisie Jun 5 2005, 02:10 AM

QUOTE(goota @ Jun 4 2005 @ 07:34 PM)
shit, if i had money, i'd be on that like clarkma on men.

Posted by: Mr b00st Jun 7 2005, 10:13 PM

LMAO HAHAHA

Posted by: Cyclone Jun 9 2005, 05:38 PM

høgh said:
How did you do that, renningrad?

QUOTE(Renningrad)
how? becuase I'm fucking Santa Claus that' how

Posted by: ZonDa Jun 13 2005, 12:54 PM

Funniest thing in a while:

QUOTE(herkalees)
I'll write that down, must have missed it when I indexed the entire internet.


hahahha

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 16 2005, 12:02 PM

QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Jun 16 2005, 11:27 AM)
most of the shit that happens on the road to me, unless its a really close call to an accident, i laugh about,
call them a "fuckin communist" out my window and go on my merry way

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 22 2005, 09:16 PM

QUOTE(midnightdorifto @ Jun 22 2005, 09:01 PM)
Steps to recovery from Michelin's fuck up at the 2005 USGP -

1.  Get on the internet, the only safe haven for sane and intellectual discussion.

2.  Bitch about a sane and logical decision made because the FIA won't negotiate to make concessions to tire manufacturers that can't produce their product in a timely manner even though they had foreknowledge of the track and what it would take to make a safe tire (rumor has it they've been doing it for years).

3.  Download Dashboard Confessional albums and/or cut yourself as you see fit.

4.  Wipe sand out of vagina and/or agree to disagree.

Posted by: Jordan Jun 22 2005, 09:38 PM

wow! i was quoted twice! alllriiight.

Posted by: ZonDa Jun 23 2005, 01:07 AM

QUOTE(Gizmo)
"The united confederate of digitaly expressive artists, primarily orientated around (but not confined to) the creation of computer graphics, formally slam3 and walls-cave Inc."

or TUCODEAPOABNCTTCOCGFS3AWCI for short

if you want to use it, please contact me as i do infact hold the copyright on said name.


In RJs thread about needing a 'Crew name'

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jun 26 2005, 06:52 AM

QUOTE(one @ Jun 26 2005, 12:11 AM)
Girls cost money. Porn is freeeeeee.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jul 14 2005, 06:24 PM

QUOTE(green73ta @ Jul 14 2005, 10:08 PM)
I'll take it from here...  You know, they print instructions near the open end.  Of course, you might not be rolling them down enough.


* giving advice on the proper use of a condom

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jul 14 2005, 09:57 PM

QUOTE(Bizkit @ May 16 2005, 09:25 AM)
you know. I have got to laugh at replies like this. As if you have ever "hit" anything remotely close to "this" in your life. She has got to be better looking than the inside of your palm.

Got Vaseline?

Posted by: one Jul 14 2005, 09:59 PM

Holy shit, I'm quoted!

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jul 14 2005, 10:02 PM

^ You were Bizkit in a former life? News to me.

Posted by: one Jul 14 2005, 10:12 PM

No, no, this one....


QUOTE
QUOTE (one @ Jun 26 2005, 12:11 AM)
Girls cost money. Porn is freeeeeee.

Posted by: PHiX Jul 17 2005, 06:47 AM

Dweezil mocking moe on his lack of pictures to back up his sighting claims...

QUOTE(Dweezil)
holy shit I just saw a whale on the highway

it had a lot of camoflauge on but i'm pretty sure it was a beluga

i'm pretty sure I made out a mercedes badge but I didn't have my camera sorry


then fiend followed up...

QUOTE(Fiend)
DOOD! I saww that 2! it was racing a helicopter and blowing flamezzz1!!!11!!!11


Oh man, that was absolutely amazing. I just pictured it in all in my head... a whale shooting flames with a helicoptor overhead racing it... haha!

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 8 2005, 06:40 PM

QUOTE(PHiX @ Aug 8 2005, 09:25 PM)
At first I had a huge boner. But then the more I look at it the more limp I become.

Posted by: Autovisie Aug 11 2005, 01:56 AM

QUOTE(DZ302 @ Aug 11 2005 @ 08:14 AM)
I just want to know if it smells like crayons on the inside

(referring to a VW Jetta)

Posted by: arnge Aug 16 2005, 05:30 PM

I have never been quoted i must really suck biggrin.gif
but i will learn to live with me.

Posted by: BankieVR6 Aug 16 2005, 05:34 PM

QUOTE(arnge @ Aug 16 2005, 09:30 PM)
I have never been quoted i must really suck biggrin.gif
but i will learn to live with me.

usually the quotes on here require a firm grasp of the english language to be funny enough to reach hall of fame status FYI.

Posted by: arnge Aug 16 2005, 05:41 PM

QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Aug 16 2005, 05:34 PM)
[require a firm grasp of the english .

Is that a sexual thing ?

Posted by: White RSX Aug 16 2005, 05:42 PM

Yes.

Posted by: BankieVR6 Aug 16 2005, 07:24 PM

QUOTE(arnge @ Aug 16 2005, 09:41 PM)
Is that a sexual thing ?

where did that open bracket and period come from? laugh.gif

Posted by: White RSX Aug 16 2005, 07:27 PM

Great, now he's quoted twice in the hall of fame.

Posted by: BankieVR6 Aug 16 2005, 07:28 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Aug 16 2005, 11:27 PM)
Great, now he's quoted twice in the hall of fame.

SHIT! CATCH TWENTYTOOOOOOOO!!! X.gif

Posted by: moe89 Aug 17 2005, 06:48 PM

QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Aug 17 2005, 08:23 PM)
Just in time for mitsubishi to go bankrupt!!!

in response to the announcement that the EVO would be coming to Canada. laugh.gif

Posted by: arnge Aug 17 2005, 09:28 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Aug 16 2005, 07:27 PM)
Great, now he's quoted twice in the hall of fame.

Yeah i am thank you guys.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 21 2005, 07:05 AM

Moe going pantless:

QUOTE(moe89 @ Aug 21 2005, 11:03 AM)
i've found that a large shirt can double as pants

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 21 2005, 06:50 PM

QUOTE(moe89 @ Aug 21 2005, 10:47 PM)
If anything, people should think that i am a geek with the very slightest hint of nerd.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 21 2005, 07:00 PM

QUOTE(Dweezil @ Aug 21 2005, 10:57 PM)
I jacked off to a photo of a hot girl I knew after she was in a car accident and was put in a wheelchair.

It was okay, because it was a pre-accident photo, and now she's fine. That's how I rationalize it anyway.

Posted by: White RSX Aug 21 2005, 07:03 PM

That's the only reason you made that thread, isn't it?

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 21 2005, 07:05 PM

^ Nope. It's just a coincidence that the Confession thread is supplying a lot of good material for the Hall of Fame thread.

Posted by: White RSX Aug 21 2005, 07:06 PM

Liar!- Nonquoter!

Posted by: Mr b00st Aug 21 2005, 08:57 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Aug 21 2005, 11:42 PM)
$8 for a piece of cheesecake? You'd better hope your date puts out, Jordan.


in reference to The Cheesecake Factory

hahah

Posted by: Autovisie Aug 22 2005, 03:07 AM

After listening to Modest Mouse - Lounge

QUOTE(Gizmo @ Aug 22 2005 @ 09:55 AM)
I tried to listen to that song just now, and after literally 21 seconds, i couldnt take it anymore. It was so bad i uninstalled winamp.


laugh.gif

Posted by: Mr b00st Aug 22 2005, 08:36 AM

roflcakes, whats wrong with modest mouse?

Posted by: Gizmo Aug 22 2005, 05:32 PM

QUOTE(Mr b00st @ Aug 22 2005, 04:36 PM)
roflcakes, whats wrong with modest mouse?

Dont get me started, I had to go away and scratch a blackboard over and over again with my bare nails to get the sound out of my head.

Posted by: DZ302 Aug 22 2005, 06:00 PM

Modest Mouse is worse than AIDS

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 23 2005, 07:38 PM

On the topic of lines / tricks to score with chicks:

QUOTE(White RSX @ Aug 23 2005, 09:33 PM)
"Hey does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 29 2005, 02:01 PM

QUOTE(McKhaos @ Aug 29 2005, 12:40 AM)
QUOTE(FlyLow @ Aug 29 2005, 04:50 AM)
As biggie smalls put it.... more money, more problems.

Money is overrated, because no matter what, you want more of it.

I'm glad your hopes and dreams pay for your bills , but IN THE REAL WORLD money makes all the difference.

Posted by: Autovisie Aug 30 2005, 02:11 AM

Paulie, you post way too much in this thread wink.gif

Who posted in: DS Forum Hall of Fame
Poster Posts
PAULIE_D 61
White RSX 17
PBB 14
Mr b00st 12
clarkma5 9
DRIV3R 6
Autovisie 5
Mellender17 5
DakianDelomast 4
BankieVR6 4

Posted by: McKhaos Aug 30 2005, 02:16 AM

Cool . I got in .

Posted by: White RSX Aug 30 2005, 02:27 AM

QUOTE(Autovisie @ Aug 30 2005, 02:11 AM)
Paulie, you post way too much in this thread wink.gif

Who posted in: DS Forum Hall of Fame
Poster Posts
PAULIE_D 61
White RSX 17
PBB 14
Mr b00st 12
clarkma5 9
DRIV3R 6
Autovisie 5
Mellender17 5
DakianDelomast 4
BankieVR6 4

I have the highest number of posts out of the people that matter! DS_Naughty2.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 30 2005, 04:18 PM

QUOTE(Autovisie @ Aug 30 2005, 06:11 AM)
Paulie, you post way too much in this thread wink.gif

What can I say?

I have a fetish for witty one-liners. When I find a good one, I must share it with everyone.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 30 2005, 04:26 PM

From Moe's profile on an online dating site: http://www.meetmeinto.com/profile.asp?id=297092

QUOTE
ABOUT ME

turn me on: hot girls . But hot girls that aren't dumbshits turn me on even more.

turn me off: ii'll take what i can get, but if i had to choose one thing its fat girls.

MY HOBBIES

i wear glasses. I like to read. I play video games a lot. I watch star trek. I used to love to read comic books and would still read them now if i had time to start again. I get decent grades in hard classes. I know a lot of random shit that people dont expect me to know. i got nominated to go to a medical forum for smart high-school kids. etc


laugh.gif

Posted by: z0ne Aug 30 2005, 08:05 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Aug 30 2005, 08:26 PM)
From Moe's profile on an online dating site: http://www.meetmeinto.com/profile.asp?id=297092

QUOTE
ABOUT ME

turn me on: hot girls . But hot girls that aren't dumbshits turn me on even more.

turn me off: ii'll take what i can get, but if i had to choose one thing its fat girls.

MY HOBBIES

i wear glasses. I like to read. I play video games a lot. I watch star trek. I used to love to read comic books and would still read them now if i had time to start again. I get decent grades in hard classes. I know a lot of random shit that people dont expect me to know. i got nominated to go to a medical forum for smart high-school kids. etc


laugh.gif

i just swallowed my gum laughing .. that is borderline illegal its so funny loser.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 31 2005, 01:18 PM

Commenting on mogulmonster's new '05 Civic:

QUOTE(Cyclone @ Aug 30 2005, 10:39 PM)
Looks pretty good. Need more fart can and 30ft bi-plane wing though

Posted by: Gizmo Aug 31 2005, 02:33 PM

QUOTE(z0ne @ Aug 31 2005, 04:05 AM)
QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Aug 30 2005, 08:26 PM)
From Moe's profile on an online dating site: http://www.meetmeinto.com/profile.asp?id=297092

QUOTE
ABOUT ME

turn me on: hot girls . But hot girls that aren't dumbshits turn me on even more.

turn me off: ii'll take what i can get, but if i had to choose one thing its fat girls.

MY HOBBIES

i wear glasses. I like to read. I play video games a lot. I watch star trek. I used to love to read comic books and would still read them now if i had time to start again. I get decent grades in hard classes. I know a lot of random shit that people dont expect me to know. i got nominated to go to a medical forum for smart high-school kids. etc


laugh.gif

i just swallowed my gum laughing .. that is borderline illegal its so funny loser.gif

If you go on moes profile on that site, and click on his first "favourite" on the right hand side this girl come up

http://www.meetmeinto.com/profile.asp?id=207580

Her profile personifies perfectly the stereotypical american Teenage Girl as seen by the rest of the world.

Posted by: z0ne Aug 31 2005, 04:05 PM

wait, so that's moe's girl? the world that i once knew has just been turned upside down.

Posted by: BankieVR6 Aug 31 2005, 04:14 PM

no, he doesn't have a girl. that is one of his online 'buddies'. a.k.a. he's stalking her profile and/or she is a ficticious profile put on the site to securely hook folks who have just signed up... think about it. moe makes a profile, gets an email from this profile of a hot chick, he is definitely gonna pursue that, whether its just sending him back generic emails or not. wink.gif

Posted by: z0ne Aug 31 2005, 04:33 PM

hahaha .. its like a 30yo guy hired to write "cutesie" love letters back to nerdy guys thinking they can get a date..

Posted by: moe89 Aug 31 2005, 04:50 PM

QUOTE(z0ne @ Aug 31 2005, 08:05 PM)
wait, so that's moe's girl? the world that i once knew has just been turned upside down.

laugh.gif hahahah. She's actually kinda good looking, much better than what i could actually get DS_Naughty2.gif

and it isnt stalking if you only have one picture to look at wink.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 31 2005, 04:52 PM

QUOTE(moe89 @ Aug 31 2005, 08:50 PM)
laugh.gif hahahah. She's actually kinda good looking, much better than what i could actually get DS_Naughty2.gif

and it isnt stalking if you only have one picture to look at wink.gif

Moe, I'm sure if you IM'ed her and told her that her picture has given you many hours of nightly self-pleasure, she would eventually warm up to you. Definitely a good idea, in my opinion.

Posted by: Jordan Aug 31 2005, 04:57 PM

god damn. you guys are so lame.

Posted by: z0ne Aug 31 2005, 05:00 PM

QUOTE(Jordan @ Aug 31 2005, 08:57 PM)
god damn. you guys are so lame.

[nerdy laugh] no we're not!! *pushes up glasses* youre just jealous cos your 1:18 replica star fighter is scratched on the lower right quadrant .. hehe

Posted by: moe89 Aug 31 2005, 05:03 PM

QUOTE(PHiX @ Aug 31 2005, 08:56 PM)
QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Aug 31 2005, 08:52 PM)
QUOTE(moe89 @ Aug 31 2005, 08:50 PM)
laugh.gif  hahahah. She's actually kinda good looking, much better than what i could actually get DS_Naughty2.gif

and it isnt stalking if you only have one picture to look at wink.gif

I'm sure if you IM'ed her and told her that her picture has given you many hours of nightly self-pleasure, she would eventually warm up to you. Definitely a good idea, in my opinion.

And do you wonder why you're still single?

not really, i've accepted the fact that i am a loser loser.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Aug 31 2005, 05:05 PM

QUOTE(moe89 @ Aug 31 2005, 09:03 PM)
i've accepted the fact that i am a loser loser.gif

Posted by: moe89 Aug 31 2005, 05:11 PM

ive been quoted 4 times in the course of like 2 weeks. tongue.gif

Posted by: Gizmo Aug 31 2005, 05:55 PM

QUOTE(moe89 @ Sep 1 2005, 01:11 AM)
ive been quoted 4 times in the course of like 2 weeks. tongue.gif

Good for you

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 2 2005, 01:34 PM

From the Babes Forum (thread featured babe pics from a Russian website):

QUOTE(Halflifehavock13 @ Sep 2 2005, 02:56 PM)
I may not understand russian, but I understand booty!

Posted by: White RSX Sep 2 2005, 03:09 PM

QUOTE(moe89 @ Aug 31 2005, 05:11 PM)
ive been quoted 4 times in the course of like 2 weeks. tongue.gif

And all four aren't even funny.

Posted by: moe89 Sep 2 2005, 04:34 PM

^blame paulie. i didnt do it.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 2 2005, 05:28 PM

I nominate White RSX for the "DS Member with the most teenage angst" competition.

Posted by: White RSX Sep 2 2005, 05:39 PM

Erm? No? I haven't said anything angsty for ages, if at all really.

I just don't think that they're funny.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 2 2005, 05:44 PM

Judging by most of your posts, you're just a little too negative most of the time.

I used to be like that when I was younger, then I realized that it really serves no beneficial purpose to me.

I try to maintain a positive attitude most of the time now. Of course I get pissed on occasion but I don't let it overpower my good judgement. When I'm totally pissed off, I can't think rationally so I try to avoid getting myself into that situation.

Posted by: White RSX Sep 2 2005, 05:46 PM

Renesis is more negitive than I am. I honestly have no clue where you got any of that.

Posted by: fiber optic Sep 2 2005, 05:49 PM

You guys are defecating in the sacred Hall of Fame. angry.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 2 2005, 05:50 PM

QUOTE(fiber optic @ Sep 2 2005, 09:49 PM)
You guys are defecating in the sacred Hall of Fame. angry.gif

You got any toilet paper?

Posted by: fiber optic Sep 2 2005, 05:51 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Sep 2 2005, 07:50 PM)
You got any toilet paper?

No, if I did I would definitely be wiping this crap up. laugh.gif

Posted by: Renesis Sep 2 2005, 05:52 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Sep 2 2005, 08:46 PM)
Renesis is more negitive than I am. I honestly have no clue where you got any of that.

You dissed his car so he's now all pissy laugh.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 7 2005, 07:27 PM

In response to PHiX acknowledging that he eats pork and White RSX's reply insinuating that PHiX beats his meat as well:

QUOTE(White RSX @ Sep 7 2005, 11:16 PM)
Having your pork and beating it too?

Posted by: Gizmo Sep 13 2005, 02:41 PM

[quote=McKhaos,Sep 13 2005, 04:40 PM] [quote=moe89,Sep 13 2005, 10:32 PM] [quote=midnightdorifto,Sep 13 2005, 04:15 PM] [quote=McKhaos,Sep 13 2005, 12:02 PM] [quote=moe89,Sep 13 2005, 09:48 PM] [quote=White RSX,Sep 13 2005, 03:05 PM] [quote=ZonDa,Sep 9 2005, 01:52 PM] [quote=BlackJack,Sep 9 2005, 09:49 PM] [quote=DZ302,Sep 9 2005, 05:47 PM] [quote=ZonDa,Sep 9 2005, 01:39 PM] [quote=dukenukem,Sep 9 2005, 09:37 PM] [quote=TrueSlideXL,Sep 9 2005, 04:28 PM] [quote=ZonDa,Sep 9 2005, 09:23 PM] [quote=midnightdorifto,Sep 7 2005, 03:02 AM] [quote=DZ302,Sep 6 2005, 06:40 PM] [quote=midnightdorifto,Sep 6 2005, 06:20 PM] [quote=DZ302,Sep 6 2005, 05:53 PM] [quote=porschedream,Sep 6 2005, 05:51 PM] [quote=DZ302,Sep 6 2005, 09:46 PM] [quote=porschedream,Sep 6 2005, 05:43 PM] [quote=DZ302,Sep 6 2005, 09:38 PM] [quote=porschedream,Sep 6 2005, 05:35 PM] Speaking of 1/4th mile this guy at a carshow i went to a few days ago said he saw a 69 Chevelle SS do 6 seconds in the 1/4th mile. I rightfully called BS on that because only dragstersare capable of doing that. Would it be possible for that car to pull that time?
[/quote]
yes it's possible, you idiot. top fuel dragsters run 4s, and there are plenty of streetable cars that run 6s. [/quote]
Wow, what the fuck crawled up your ass? [/quote]
well if you're gonna go around calling BS on everything when you obviously don't know what you are talking about, it's kind of stupid. [/quote]
I don't call BS on everything I see and hear but when I talk to some Joe Blow know it all at a carshow telling me how he saw a 69 Chevelle SS do 6 seconds, i find it very hard to believe unless I see it for myself, sure it's possible and it might even be true but thats the first thing he says to me when I walk up to his car "You like this one, that guy over at the circuit did 6 seconds quarter in one of these babies and I was there to see it for myself with my own eyes, he drives that thing like a maniac down the streets". And I don't think a car of that nature is street legal. [/quote]
yes it is likely BS, but to sit there and say "only dragsters can do that" is kind of ignorant, because i know by dragster you meant rail cars or funny cars. and that's simply not true. there are full steel bodied cars running in the 6 second range. [/quote]
Streetable? I'd bet you could count the number of street legal 6-second cars in the world on two hands. 8-second? Most definintely. But 6's are a bit more rare. [/quote]
i never said streetable. i have only seen two 6 second street cars that were actually driven around town and even for hour long drives. i'm simply talking about cars that still have the stock looking body. [/quote]
Then I concur 100%. [/quote]
quoted simply to see how big/small the quote box will go ^^ [/quote]
happy2.gif [/quote]
quit spamming loser.gif [/quote]
seriously lets stop this, k? [/quote]
enough with the useless posts man [/quote]
yeah why cant we all just stop this shit huh? [/quote]
id also like to know that [/quote]
No. [/quote]
just because no one wants to do what i do smile.gif [/quote]
Eeerrrr , something . [/quote]
Echo...echo...echo... [/quote]
but Admins have a one-up on mods though, right? [/quote]
WHO CARES ?



CRAZY QUOTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote]
is this the largest quote-quotation on the face of the planet! cran.gif







Quote war, love it!

Posted by: chillinmofo1 Sep 15 2005, 12:21 PM

maybe we should start another one of these?

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 15 2005, 12:22 PM

^ Anyone who does will get a temporary suspension.

Posted by: dukenukem Sep 15 2005, 01:23 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Sep 15 2005, 03:22 PM)
^ Anyone who does will get a temporary suspension.

i second that.

Posted by: z0ne Sep 15 2005, 03:04 PM

QUOTE(dukenukem @ Sep 15 2005, 05:23 PM)
i second that.

me, too.

Posted by: BlackJack Sep 15 2005, 03:21 PM

QUOTE(z0ne @ Sep 15 2005, 07:04 PM)
me, too.

me three.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 15 2005, 03:25 PM

Stop this... now.

Posted by: z0ne Sep 15 2005, 03:25 PM

QUOTE(BlackJack @ Sep 15 2005, 07:21 PM)
me three.

don't start this quoting thing up again. in all seriousness, or else paulies gonna microwave a hotpocket o' whoop-ass.

Posted by: BlackJack Sep 15 2005, 03:30 PM

i know. i didnt mean to start another one. im just stating that i also agree with the temporary suspension thingy of what paulie said.

Posted by: PHiX Sep 15 2005, 03:31 PM

Heh, Paulie, why not jsut delete and generally clean up this entire thread?

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 15 2005, 03:31 PM

BlackJack: thumbs_up.gif Good man.

zOne: I like the comment about microwaving a hotpocket of whoop-ass. biggrin.gif

Posted by: moe89 Sep 16 2005, 04:32 PM

QUOTE(天生 王 @ Sep 15 2005, 10:53 PM)
thumbs_up.gif nice shoes ,I found that it "Made in China ",hehe  ,The money which  you spend on the shoes can buy a motorbike in my country  biggrin.gif


in response to Nismo's ridiculously expensive do-nothing shoes

Posted by: z0ne Sep 16 2005, 04:47 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Sep 15 2005, 07:31 PM)
zOne: I like the comment about microwaving a hotpocket of whoop-ass. biggrin.gif

thx i thought it was pretty good .. and its z0ne with a ZERO not a capital "O" .. phule tongue_crossed-eyes.gif

Posted by: moe89 Sep 16 2005, 04:49 PM

QUOTE(z0ne @ Sep 16 2005, 08:47 PM)
thx i thought it was pretty good .. and its z0ne with a ZERO not a capital "O" .. phule tongue_crossed-eyes.gif

but Zone sounds better than Z-1 sad.gif

Posted by: moe89 Sep 17 2005, 06:12 PM

QUOTE(PHiX @ Sep 17 2005, 09:49 PM)
Holy shit, this is some weird coincidence. 3 different people in 3 different parts of the world all under attack by 3 different types of insect.


QUOTE(Dweezil @ Sep 17 2005, 09:54 PM)
Yeah it's pretty crazy considering just how few people inhabit the Earth and how few bug species exist on this planet.


happy2.gif

Posted by: Mr b00st Sep 19 2005, 01:09 PM

QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Sep 7 2005, 07:02 PM)
The ironing is delicious.



yeah!

Posted by: PAULIE_D Sep 27 2005, 11:03 PM

QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Sep 28 2005, 03:01 AM)
They're a little odd, sure.  So are furries and emos and gays and vegans.  But I don't say OMG FURRIES EMOS GAYS AND VEGANS OMG WHATEVER THE FUCK SHALL I DO!?!?!?

Posted by: Autovisie Oct 3 2005, 03:34 AM

QUOTE(goota @ Oct 3 2005 @ 09:19 AM)
debating who owns the internet is as useless as me trying to argue with a stick of old spice deodorant, you can do it for hours, but it will get you nowhere.


laugh.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 4 2005, 10:25 AM

QUOTE(Benny @ Oct 4 2005, 02:19 AM)
im charming.
and hot.
and emo.
but not really emo.

But not rich sad.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 4 2005, 03:29 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Oct 4 2005, 07:26 PM)
"Hey what's that sound?"
"Oh that's a 'Meh' train"
*Mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh*

Posted by: Benny Oct 4 2005, 03:34 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Oct 4 2005, 10:25 AM)
QUOTE(Benny @ Oct 4 2005, 02:19 AM)
im charming.
and hot.
and emo.
but not really emo.

But not rich sad.gif

fuck yeah.

Posted by: nismo Oct 5 2005, 12:36 PM

QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Sep 28 2005, 01:36 AM)
QUOTE(Dweezil @ Sep 28 2005, 12:34 AM)
I don't drive a econobox piece of... Wait...

I don't drive a Civic

Your ego might actually be larger than mine.

Posted by: ZonDa Oct 13 2005, 01:06 PM

QUOTE(clarkma)
RETRO DONE RIGHT. Other manufacturers take notes, and then throw them away because you're just gonna copy them you unoriginal fuckers


laugh.gif

Posted by: Dylan Oct 13 2005, 04:04 PM

QUOTE(ZonDa @ Oct 13 2005, 05:06 PM)
QUOTE(clarkma)
RETRO DONE RIGHT. Other manufacturers take notes, and then throw them away because you're just gonna copy them you unoriginal fuckers


laugh.gif

That wasn't that funny.

Posted by: DakianDelomast Oct 17 2005, 04:57 PM

QUOTE(天生 王 @ Oct 17 2005, 07:40 PM)
if the test was honest ,I fuck the Landwind ;if not ,Fuck the ADAC . angry.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 18 2005, 03:09 PM

QUOTE(MissTitty @ Oct 14 2005, 11:48 PM)
anybody know where i can get the code for it?


QUOTE(PHiX @ Oct 15 2005, 12:38 PM)
Sure, just send me a pic of your Titties to verify your user name.


QUOTE(MissTitty @ Oct 15 2005, 01:58 PM)
Okay, where do you want me to send the pic?


QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Oct 15 2005, 08:12 PM)
MissTitty: My, aren't we kinky? Daddy like.

Please assure me that you're not some 40 year old male virgin living in his parent's basement.


QUOTE(MissTitty @ Oct 15 2005, 08:16 PM)
Oh, I assure you that I'm not. Ask Phyx.....he knows. wink.gif http://www.myspace.com/misstitty

So, how old would "daddy" be?   shifty.gif


QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Oct 15 2005, 08:24 PM)
I'm 31. Here's a recent pic:



I've got a thing for "the 80's look."


QUOTE(MissTitty @ Oct 15 2005, 08:33 PM)
Nice pic  devil.gif  .. I am 37

Nice to meet you  biggrin.gif


QUOTE(Jordan @ Oct 15 2005, 08:35 PM)
laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

OH HOW YOU SLAY ME WITH YOUR FUNNY HAIR AND LEATHER JACKET

Posted by: DakianDelomast Oct 18 2005, 03:16 PM

Definately not quote worthy.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 18 2005, 03:17 PM

^

[Milhouse voice] My mom says I'm cool. [/Milhouse voice]

Posted by: z0ne Oct 18 2005, 03:50 PM

hahaha .. Jeremy Clarkson, you e-pimp you..

Posted by: Jordan Oct 18 2005, 03:55 PM

yeah i didnt think it was that funny either.

Posted by: PHiX Oct 18 2005, 06:11 PM

I found it quite hiliarious.

Posted by: White RSX Oct 18 2005, 06:13 PM

That's because you're Phix.


You laugh at things that aren't funny to normal people.

Posted by: PHiX Oct 18 2005, 06:15 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Oct 18 2005, 10:13 PM)
That's because you're Phix.


You laugh at things that aren't funny to normal people.

I.... I really don't know if that's an insult or a compliment or a mix of the two.

Posted by: Cyclone Oct 18 2005, 10:58 PM

QUOTE(PHiX @ Oct 18 2005, 10:15 PM)
QUOTE(White RSX @ Oct 18 2005, 10:13 PM)
That's because you're Phix.


You laugh at things that aren't funny to normal people.

I.... I really don't know if that's an insult or a compliment or a mix of the two.

42

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 20 2005, 09:37 AM

QUOTE(midnightdorifto @ Oct 20 2005, 10:37 AM)
I think the logic goes along the lines of - if someone has a nice car, they probably spend less time masturbating and visiting dieselstation..

Posted by: PAULIE_D Oct 31 2005, 10:21 PM

QUOTE(Tirminyl @ Oct 27 2005, 06:27 AM)
You guys are all assholes for making fun of Leet Wang.


http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=14844&st=0

Posted by: PAULIE_D Nov 4 2005, 07:57 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Nov 4 2005, 10:29 PM) *
If you turboed your sphincter, would you need a wastegate?
X.gif

Posted by: Mr b00st Nov 7 2005, 12:21 PM

i'm pretty sure you would :-P

Posted by: PAULIE_D Nov 14 2005, 08:56 PM

QUOTE(RJ @ Nov 14 2005, 11:54 PM) *
I just thought it meant the GoldDiggin' hoes would swarm you even if you were old enough to owe Moses a quarter. tard.gif


http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=15223&st=0&gopid=256124&#entry256124

Posted by: RJ Nov 14 2005, 08:59 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Nov 14 2005, 08:56 PM) *
http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=15223&st=0&gopid=256124&#entry256124

SCORE!! canadian.gif

I think this is my (OMG!) second entry in here. eek.gif thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Nov 14 2005, 09:01 PM

^ A cookie will be Fed Ex'ed to you.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Nov 14 2005, 10:09 PM

Just for being picky, I retract my cookie offer.

Posted by: PHiX Nov 15 2005, 02:17 PM

Please stop polluting the hall of fame.

Posted by: White RSX Nov 15 2005, 05:39 PM

It sucks anyways.


Anyways, I vote RJ gets his avatar removed for originally being DZ's, and all of his posts from the Hall Of Fame be removed since they're worthless.


mellow.gif

Posted by: RJ Nov 15 2005, 06:00 PM

You never take anyone out of the HoF no matter what dude! NEVER!

The avatar, yea, I'm working on finding a good one. I just used this one as a qick-fix solution. biggrin.gif

EDIT: There, I deleted my other posts.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Nov 16 2005, 05:13 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Nov 15 2005, 08:39 PM) *
It sucks anyways.


I beg to differ. Who's with me?

Posted by: clarkma5 Nov 16 2005, 05:16 PM

nah, the hall of fame is mostly pretty crappy, particularly the most recent few pages...

Posted by: DakianDelomast Nov 16 2005, 05:17 PM

That's because paulie keeps putting quotes up.

Posted by: PAULIE_D Nov 16 2005, 05:29 PM

QUOTE(leif @ Nov 16 2005, 08:27 PM) *
im a fan of a healthy disregard for the opinions of others...

Posted by: nismo Nov 19 2005, 12:06 PM

QUOTE
i used to ask this asian girl for math help in 9th grade, but not cause i needed it. just to look down her shirt, cause she had huge tits.


Jordan. LOL

Posted by: PAULIE_D Dec 1 2005, 09:42 PM

Easton in the Radical:

QUOTE(Cyclone @ Dec 1 2005, 02:11 AM) *


http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=15433

Posted by: ZonDa Dec 2 2005, 07:14 AM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Dec 2 2005, 05:42 AM) *
Easton in the Radical:
http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=15433



haha

its like an easton chang seal of approval ^.^

Posted by: dukenukem Dec 2 2005, 07:16 AM

That is so calling for a smiley .... :Easton approves:

Posted by: PAULIE_D Dec 7 2005, 08:30 PM

QUOTE(Cyclone @ Dec 7 2005, 04:20 AM) *
I once pushed a Saab... it had just left the shop. I helped push it back to the shop ;p

Posted by: Cyclone Dec 10 2005, 01:34 PM

QUOTE(refinehatelovex @ Dec 10 2005, 04:33 PM) *
Yeah spark plugs don't really matter, it's still going to have as good of a power to weight ratio as my mom


In responce to Jordan's spark plug thread for his Volvo

Posted by: PAULIE_D Dec 14 2005, 07:29 PM

QUOTE(z0ne @ Dec 14 2005, 10:22 PM) *


laugh.gif

Posted by: z0ne Dec 14 2005, 07:35 PM

FINALLY IM FUCKING QUOTED!

with all the gems of comedy i shell out, i finally get up on the HoF

Posted by: BankieVR6 Dec 14 2005, 08:24 PM

it needs his face chopped in there.

Posted by: z0ne Dec 16 2005, 02:39 PM

QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Dec 14 2005, 11:24 PM) *
it needs his face chopped in there.

i dont want to see what a 31 year old virgin from canuckistan looks like

Posted by: PHiX Dec 16 2005, 09:21 PM

QUOTE(z0ne @ Dec 16 2005, 05:39 PM) *
i dont want to see what a 31 year old virgin from canuckistan looks like

You've never seen the pics?

He's bald and italian. XD

Posted by: BankieVR6 Dec 17 2005, 08:24 PM

QUOTE(PHiX @ Dec 17 2005, 12:21 AM) *
You've never seen the pics?

He's bald and italian. XD


but he always seems to be with a somewhat attractive woman, or an F1 car... huh.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Dec 18 2005, 04:21 AM

QUOTE(PHiX @ Dec 17 2005, 12:21 AM) *
You've never seen the pics?

He's bald and italian. XD


Fact: I am not bald - I shave my head

Posted by: PHiX Dec 18 2005, 09:35 AM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Dec 18 2005, 07:21 AM) *
Fact: I am not bald - I shave my head

And I bet people rub your head for luck, too, huh?

Posted by: Cyclone Dec 19 2005, 11:57 PM

QUOTE(PAULIE_D @ Dec 18 2005, 07:21 AM) *
Fact: I am not bald - I shave my head


Fact - I'm not bald, my hair is falling out tongue.gif

Way to self rip on myself Cyclone sad.gif

Posted by: McKhaos Dec 20 2005, 12:27 PM

QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Dec 18 2005, 06:24 AM) *
but he always seems to be with a somewhat attractive woman, or an F1 car... huh.gif

But given his photoshopping skills , those pics can not be considered hard evidence . tongue.gif

Posted by: Cyclone Dec 21 2005, 10:50 PM

QUOTE(moethepaki @ Dec 21 2005, 01:57 PM) *
I'm all for McKhaos. In fact, they need to start serving a really big and badass burger named after him at McDonald's.

Posted by: clarkma5 Dec 24 2005, 10:43 PM

In reponse to DZ saying he'd rather build up a DSM than a Skyline:

QUOTE(Benny)
till your crank runs away.

Posted by: Benny Dec 24 2005, 11:09 PM

lol im just on fire lately.

Posted by: nismo Dec 25 2005, 11:08 AM

QUOTE(Dweezil @ Dec 25 2005, 02:20 AM) *
I don't forsee any hot babes next to RJ unless they're unconscious, paid for or hysterical and trying to get out of the car.

On the topic of RJ's new 350Z

Posted by: Cyclone Dec 26 2005, 01:23 AM

QUOTE(Benny @ Dec 25 2005, 02:09 AM) *
lol im just on fire lately.




OMG BENNY IS ON FIRE sad.gif

Posted by: trail_boss2 Dec 26 2005, 03:13 PM

QUOTE(porsche944 @ Dec 26 2005, 12:48 AM) *
you know i was just about to ask if anyone had a video with a room full of palpatating guys

Posted by: PAULIE_D Dec 27 2005, 12:45 AM

QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Dec 17 2005, 11:24 PM) *
but he always seems to be with a somewhat attractive woman, or an F1 car... huh.gif


I'll be sure to advise my friend that someone on the internet found her "somewhat attractive."

I'm sure it will make her day. tongue.gif

Posted by: z0ne Dec 27 2005, 01:37 PM

QUOTE(McKhaos @ Dec 27 2005, 02:52 AM) *
Waiting until marriage is like buying a car without drive testing it . Might look good and the specs are good , but when you get inside something just isn't right .

In responce to one's "virgins are kewl!!11!" comments and such.

Posted by: McKhaos Jan 13 2006, 06:14 AM

QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Jan 13 2006, 01:42 AM) *
McKhaos fucking runs romania. dont you get it? dont be gettin all up mah nigga k's grill, son. them 500's be rollin out like fuckin water.

shit, when am i gonna be flyin ova to tap some hot eastern EU bitches? I aint goin fo no gulag shit son, you bring the real hotties and ill take care of em bitches aight


What can I say , when the man is right , he's right .

Posted by: PAULIE_D Jan 19 2006, 01:15 AM

QUOTE(høgh @ Jan 9 2006, 05:50 PM) *
Hot damn! drool3.gif

And what's even better, she's french but hasn't got half a rainforrest in her armpit! Hooray!


http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=16114

Posted by: clarkma5 Jan 26 2006, 10:56 PM

I clicked on this thinking "great, now what has Paulie posted in his dumb thread?"

Posted by: moethepaki Feb 4 2006, 08:03 AM

QUOTE(PBB @ Jan 30 2006, 12:41 AM) *
Mrs. Mitlov taught Chuck Norris how to drive a stick.


Can't believe no one put this up yet...

Posted by: Mr b00st Feb 6 2006, 12:20 PM

QUOTE(DZ302 @ Feb 5 2006, 05:08 PM) *
Of course violent video games are responsible. I remember when I was in middle school I used to play Mortal Combat. Well, sometimes I would go out at night and perform fatalities on hobos. You know, decapitations, ripping their arms off with my bare hands, etc. I did it because I saw it in a video game. I also used to jump on mushrooms so they wouldn't kill me and kept some turtles as guard animals at my house because they had ninja skills.


bwahaha.

Posted by: PBB Feb 7 2006, 02:03 PM

QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Feb 7 2006, 02:43 PM) *
And you look like Aaron Carter's clone in every picture I've ever seen of you. I'm sure the poor black guys would tap that tongue.gif

The greatest comment Clark has made. Ever.

http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=16597&hl=

QUOTE(moethepaki @ Feb 4 2006, 11:03 AM) *
Can't believe no one put this up yet...

happy2.gif I'm still trying to wrap my feeble mind around the concept of a pregnant lumberjack. oh.gif

Posted by: PAULIE_D Feb 7 2006, 06:53 PM



QUOTE(nismo @ Feb 7 2006, 08:46 PM) *
I was bored and I was like... hmm.. then I went outside.
Then when I took the picture, there was a squirrel, and I was like... hey a squirrel.... so i was looking at that.
Whatever.

Posted by: moethepaki Feb 9 2006, 02:00 AM

QUOTE(FlawlesStyle @ Feb 8 2006, 10:24 AM) *
Lemme ask you this: Are you like...trying to suck?
Granted your cropping is sub-par, and your ideas are whack....can you at least make the captions funny?
Ehh, with a name like formuladodge, i wouldn't expect much more

Posted by: PAULIE_D Feb 12 2006, 07:57 PM

QUOTE(PBB @ Feb 12 2006, 10:56 PM) *
I'm sitting here laughing at the irony that I'm naked, posting on DS and I didn't get laid this weekend. laugh.gif

Posted by: ZonDa Feb 14 2006, 02:22 PM

QUOTE(dcho @ Feb 14 2006, 08:38 PM) *
great stuff! thumbs_up.gif i guess the soft, sensitive hands of yours are equalled by your soft sensitive artistic touch DS_Naughty2.gif succulent and supple tard.gif

IM NOT GAY bleh.gif



/o/ |o| \o\

Posted by: Phix Feb 14 2006, 10:43 PM

QUOTE(nismo @ Feb 15 2006, 12:52 AM) *
I broke up with my girlfriend today. I found out that the bitch was cheating on me with some guy at her school, and I waited for this specific day, and broke up with her. What makes it even funnier is that I bought a white rose, and I mixed blue, red, and green food coloring, and let it soak in that all night, and it made it a black rose, and to top it off, I gave it to her, and she says, "Why is it black?" Dumb bitch.


Definition of emo. laugh.gif

Posted by: Mr b00st Feb 21 2006, 03:13 PM

QUOTE(Cyclone @ Feb 21 2006, 12:57 AM) *
If I had a choice between cutting off my dick or driving this car, i'd be changing my name to Donna.


bwahaha cyclone

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