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Dieselstation Car Forums _ Legends _ The Secret Of Life

Posted by: green73ta Jun 15 2007, 07:52 AM

Good living.

A great woman.

Exceptional cigars.

Posted by: McKhaos Jun 15 2007, 08:05 AM

Stress.

My right hand.

Don't smoke.





I'M DOOMED !!!!

Posted by: one Jun 15 2007, 09:21 AM

Cigars are good.

Posted by: arnge Jun 15 2007, 09:22 AM

way stressed for the graduation project.

Just lost a great woman .

and damn i should start smoking.

edit :

and i just noticed a hell of an ugly avatar

Posted by: one Jun 15 2007, 09:28 AM

Community service sucks

I am trying to decide between two girls

And I quit smoking. Need another stress reliever.

Posted by: Tony Two Shoes Jun 15 2007, 10:40 AM

QUOTE(one @ Jun 15 2007, 12:28 PM) *
And I quit smoking. Need another stress reliever.

When I quit smoking, I started eating Cheetos and masturbating more... wait a minute. I gotta go, NOW!

Posted by: UserDrew Jun 15 2007, 10:51 AM

No V8 muscle car?

Posted by: Mazdaspeed Jun 15 2007, 11:38 AM

i needs me a good woman, they're all filthy pigs around here

Posted by: green73ta Jun 15 2007, 01:26 PM

QUOTE(UserDrew @ Jun 15 2007, 01:51 PM) *
No V8 muscle car?

That's just gravy.

Posted by: krazykohla Jun 15 2007, 06:09 PM

Stressful, but productive living.

A fantastic boyfriend.

Exceptional discounts on restaurant food at work!

Posted by: dukenukem Jun 15 2007, 06:13 PM

Nothing makes my day more pleasurable than a proper dump in the morning!

Posted by: green73ta Jun 15 2007, 08:40 PM

True. Nothing like giving that plunger a proper workout first thing in the morning!

Posted by: White RSX Jun 15 2007, 09:05 PM

QUOTE(dukenukem @ Jun 15 2007, 06:13 PM) *
Nothing makes my day more pleasurable than a proper dump in the morning!

I usually hold it for after work


Good 'ol victory shit.

Posted by: Uwe Jun 18 2007, 10:09 PM

QUOTE(Tony Two Shoes @ Jun 15 2007, 08:40 PM) *
When I quit smoking, I started eating Cheetos and masturbating more... wait a minute. I gotta go, NOW!

When I was at the doctor for my annual check-up a week ago she told me I ought to stop masturbating. I asked her why. She said it made it difficult for her to take my blood pressure.

Posted by: McKhaos Jun 18 2007, 10:50 PM

I don't get it.

Posted by: trail_boss2 Jun 18 2007, 10:54 PM

QUOTE(McKhaos @ Jun 19 2007, 02:50 AM) *
I don't get it.

The joke is implying that he is jacking off while she is trying to get his BP.

Posted by: McKhaos Jun 19 2007, 04:58 AM

Ah.

Posted by: one Jun 19 2007, 06:42 AM

QUOTE(McKhaos @ Jun 19 2007, 04:58 AM) *
Ah.

Raspberry.gif

Posted by: Diesel Jun 19 2007, 09:21 AM

Beer.
Pizza.
A Fast Car.
A good woman for that passenger seat.

Posted by: Phix Jun 19 2007, 09:38 AM

QUOTE(Diesel @ Jun 19 2007, 01:21 PM) *
A Fast Car.


You must hate your life then, what, with your Scion tC. :/

Posted by: BankieVR6 Jun 19 2007, 09:52 AM

Money.

the rest will follow.

Posted by: Phix Jun 19 2007, 10:43 AM

QUOTE(BankieVR6 @ Jun 19 2007, 01:52 PM) *
Money.

the rest will follow.

...except for true happiness!

Posted by: dukenukem Jun 19 2007, 11:35 AM

QUOTE(Phix @ Jun 19 2007, 01:43 PM) *
...except for true happiness!

you need money to buy crack foo

Posted by: McKhaos Jun 19 2007, 11:38 AM

QUOTE(Phix @ Jun 19 2007, 07:43 PM) *
...except for true happiness!


Spoken like a true poor man.

Posted by: White RSX Jun 19 2007, 02:15 PM

The secret to life would probably be not dying.

Posted by: Phix Jun 19 2007, 02:16 PM

QUOTE(McKhaos @ Jun 19 2007, 03:38 PM) *
Spoken like a true poor man.

Hahaha, I know, it's so true. sad.gif

Posted by: Marien Jun 19 2007, 02:28 PM

QUOTE(White RSX @ Jun 20 2007, 12:15 AM) *
The secret to life would probably be not dying.


Well, dying will be the last thing I do

Posted by: Diesel Jun 19 2007, 07:29 PM

QUOTE(Phix @ Jun 19 2007, 10:38 AM) *
You must hate your life then, what, with your Scion tC. :/


*i have a secret* shhhh.

Posted by: dukenukem Jun 19 2007, 08:06 PM

QUOTE(Diesel @ Jun 19 2007, 10:29 PM) *
*i have a secret* shhhh.

It better be a turbo kit.

Posted by: Diesel Jun 19 2007, 09:53 PM

there are no CARB legal turbo kits for the TC. i need it to be smog legal. hmmm.. what else can i get besides turbo.. hmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: dukenukem Jun 19 2007, 10:02 PM

QUOTE(Diesel @ Jun 20 2007, 12:53 AM) *
there are no CARB legal turbo kits for the TC. i need it to be smog legal. hmmm.. what else can i get besides turbo.. hmmmmmmmmmmm

Turd supercharger

Posted by: Tony Two Shoes Jun 20 2007, 03:44 AM

QUOTE(dukenukem @ Jun 20 2007, 01:02 AM) *
Turd supercharger

TURD = Toyota Uber Racing Development

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